I remember getting an account warning one time on twitter because I described it as "9/11 happening every other day"

Le Vourdalak.

Fantastic film based on a vampire story written 50 years before Dracula.

Are they any good?

You had the best line of the show, ny wife almost died laughing from it

*laughs in Canadian*

I can drive 12 hours in a straight line without crossing a border of any kind

Or Fire Mountain where the lava mages hurl fireballs at creatures made of living fire and nobody gets anywhere

No wonder all these places are in stalemate until the protagonist shows up

Down in the poison swamp where we hunt using poisoned arrows against creatures who can't be poisoned