Aren't gifts meant to be under the tree instead of putting it up, though?

How about you try to study while I eat you?

Gotta be honest, I have. College roommate got dumped by his gf and he wanted me to break up with mine because "it's not fair for only one of us to get laid." We only knew each other 2 months so I told my gf instead, and she said that we were going to fuck whenever he was home just to spite him.

Ever hook up with someone purely just to spite someone else?

Couches, floors, cars, and vans for all of high school. Didn't make it to a bed til college. 😅

Pretty sure I was sexually active for about 3 years before I finally did it in a bed. 😅

What's the crazy place you've had sex?