Ben Swift
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beswift.bsky.social
Ben Swift
@beswift.bsky.social
Baltimore by way of the land of Nixon.
I finally upgraded my IDE and now it has an AI dev assistant.

I could almost definitely do this from memory on the first try. Humans 1 - Robots 0

...unless I'm severely misremembering the lyrics to that song
March 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
figured out how to mute on Bluesky today
December 2, 2024 at 4:12 AM
uh…
August 17, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Happy that the councilperson will soon be able to get some more sleep. Should help his overall vibe.
May 23, 2024 at 10:25 PM
I usually can pass for an east coaster but every once in awhile I get found out
May 10, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Found some extremely cursed content today while throwing on Ms Rachel for the kid
May 4, 2024 at 11:46 PM
🤷🏻sure yeah ok
April 3, 2024 at 1:00 AM
March 30, 2024 at 11:45 AM
Ow, I rolled my eyes too hard and now they’re stuck facing backwards.
March 18, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Extremely cursed lede
January 22, 2024 at 11:35 PM
This dog, who typically operates with the balance and spatial awareness of a very drunk baby rhino, becomes a delicate ninja on cleanup duty.
December 25, 2023 at 9:41 PM
surfing in a wave pool filled with crude oil to celebrate the history of Huntington Beach
December 22, 2023 at 4:16 PM
getting this ad in my mid-30s, smirking, then remembering how badly 13 year old me wanted to be able to do a kickflip and pulling out my wallet
December 20, 2023 at 5:34 PM
The thing about being a white dude on social media who also likes a certain amount of country music is you might find yourself getting tactical fire pit tools advertised to you (in between the constant barrage of Morgan Wallen content).

My demographic is not doing especially well.
December 5, 2023 at 8:31 PM