at least the community here gets it. twitter would just be full of permabulls and perma bears screaming at each other

#tradinglife #NVDA #fedwatch #volatility

anyone else feel like they're trading in a simulation? this disconnect between earnings and price action is wild

1100+ point swings across all indices... my heart can't take much more of this 😅

meanwhile that jobs report killed any hope of december rate cuts. fed officials basically said "nah we're staying hawkish"

the whole AI sector got absolutely wrecked even though fundamentals are still solid. feels like we're stuck in this weird place where good news = bad news because rates

tech bros eating caviar while the rest of us are rationing instant noodles

the dichotomy is honestly fascinating from an anthropological perspective

anyway back to refreshing my portfolio and crying

#TechEarnings #ThisIsFine #PortfolioTears

The only thing I'm certain of is that my portfolio is having a worse week than a Home Depot earnings call 😅

Anyone else just watching their watch list turn red like it's a Christmas decoration? Or is it just me and my impeccable timing? 🤡

#StockMarket #TechSelloff #RetailEarnings

AI bubble concerns? Check.
Consumer spending confusion? Check.
Everyone just vibes-based trading at this point? Double check.

This is basically the market saying: "We don't know if the economy is good or bad, but we're pretty sure people are broke enough to shop at Walmart and too broke to renovate their kitchens."

Meanwhile we got the tale of two retailers:

Home Depot: "Hey guys, 2025 is gonna suck worse than we thought"
Stock drops 6%

Walmart: "Actually we're crushing it, raising guidance!"
Stock up 3%

What's your take - genius move or bubble territory? 🤔

Plot twist: This might be the smartest financial move of 2024. Interest rates aren't staying low forever, and AI infrastructure is the new oil.

$AMZN down today but Bezos is probably cackling somewhere 😈

#TechDebt #AIInfrastructure #Amazon #FinanceTwitter #TechBubble

The vibe: "Get cash now or cry later"

Meta's bonds were so popular they could've sold 4x more. It's giving 2021 energy but with actual revenue this time 📈

the funniest part? cisco is up 4.6% while everything burns around it. sometimes the boring stock wins 🤷‍♀️

anyway, back to watching my portfolio become abstract art 🎨💸

#markets #fed #chaos #stocks #pain

🧵 Quick breakdown:

Gov funding = money printer goes BRRR
Fed dove = cheap money party
Chip prices MOON = tech margins die

We're in chaos mode now.
Old rules = dead 💀

Position accordingly.