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lindsey
@bestmidwestern.bsky.social
just your average cool nice smart beautiful talented person. oh and funny

https://lindseymarkel.substack.com/
"I don’t want the songs of my life to be data points, branded with my SSN and blood type. I want to be able to do real things with my actual body and have nobody know about it... I want to hear a song skip in the same place so many times that I imitate it when I sing that song forever."
My birthday is tomorrow
so I bought the stereo I had when I was 13
lindseymarkel.substack.com
June 30, 2025 at 7:27 PM
me, a love island watcher, in the middle of the day for no reason: I am buying some cerave
June 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Reposted by lindsey
I actual-loled many times at this beauty of a birth story from @bestmidwestern.bsky.social www.romper.com/pregnancy/bi...
Yes, I Showed Up To My Induction With A Document Called "Birth Vibes"
And no, none of it went according to plan.
www.romper.com
May 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
A zine about the ache of leaving something unfinished, and making the choice to pick it back up (or not).
open.substack.com/pub/lindseym...
April 8, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Hyperfixations, a Nixon biography, and the noble act of letting something matter temporarily substack.com/@lindseymark...
WHY NIXON?
born to be mysterious, forced to make everything my personality
substack.com
April 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I'm breaking my birth story into parts, I had to wait for the baby so you do too: lindseymarkel.substack.com/p/birth-part...
BIRTH
part 1: Tuesday night
lindseymarkel.substack.com
March 17, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I drew a comic from season 5 RHONY and folded it up into a mini zine, why not: lindseymarkel.substack.com/p/mini-zine-...
MINI-ZINE: It's like a shellac
it lasts three weeks
lindseymarkel.substack.com
February 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I wrote about spending a Saturday afternoon celebrating my friend Barb's life and eating strawberries with Lola in a makeshift heaven 🍓 open.substack.com/pub/lindseym...
CELEBRATION
"a matter, as the saying goes, of life and death"
open.substack.com
February 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I wrote about post malone's inevitable country album, f-1 trillion, and how despite everything I still hope this one white male celebrity won't disappoint me (delusional) open.substack.com/pub/lindseym...
F-1 TRILLION
baby this ain't no old cowboy western
open.substack.com
August 21, 2024 at 3:02 PM