OPERATION TRUCK NUTZ

OPERATION BALL GARGLE

Too on the nose?

OPERATION DESERT TUG

Auto-tune Mumford and Sons.

Ladies, please.

When I played the Ocarina of Time, my first and only foray into Zelda, I don’t think I was too young to think of it romantically, and maybe I really did think that at the time, but like I grew up. I talked to real girls. I stopped playing video games. Mostly. Civ VI on iPad is my jam.

What’s the point of chivalry if you can’t bed every princess you save?

They doing what to the peen?

;-)

Sees what?

But what markers do you judge that? Were we a serious when the wall fell? When the Murrah building was bombed? Branch Daviduan?

The Red and The Blue by Steve Kornaki makes an interesting case that it was Gingrich’s rise to power.

Jeff sounds more upset about Trump getting away with the real estate deals and being known for real estate than the sex stuff.

My fear is that like it will be a long slog through each episode. I feel like Breaking Bad and BCS both took so long to tell a relatively short part of the story in each season, but then you look back and realize how much had actually happened.

I know this was written in the mid 80s, but it’s the perfect song for older millennials like myself who been living in a midlife crisis since 9/11.

That seems really bad. As in, it’s time for everyone to start unwinding their positions while there is still money to be had.