smeep ray
@bestiesophu.bsky.social
snail breeder, universe person, etc
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smeep ray
@bestiesophu.bsky.social
· Apr 26
吾輩はメイド様である
come on and load i just want to take my bing quiz on legendary creatures
January 23, 2026 at 6:25 AM
come on and load i just want to take my bing quiz on legendary creatures
shivering in my timbers
January 23, 2026 at 2:48 AM
shivering in my timbers
me when i have to call my mom because i’m angry about my laundry being wet
January 22, 2026 at 2:44 AM
me when i have to call my mom because i’m angry about my laundry being wet
good to know i’ve now manifested mitski’s new album you’re welcome world
January 16, 2026 at 7:16 PM
good to know i’ve now manifested mitski’s new album you’re welcome world
upgraded to listening to mitski on repeat while laying in the dark on the break room couch for my whole lunch break
January 16, 2026 at 6:51 AM
upgraded to listening to mitski on repeat while laying in the dark on the break room couch for my whole lunch break
how to stop crying and look normal in the 1 minute and 24 seconds before your lunch break ends
January 15, 2026 at 5:29 AM
how to stop crying and look normal in the 1 minute and 24 seconds before your lunch break ends
comedic genius muppet
January 14, 2026 at 1:31 AM
comedic genius muppet
smart as a horse cock and sharp as a hog
January 12, 2026 at 5:24 AM
smart as a horse cock and sharp as a hog
there is a hive of bees beneath my skin mainly in my brain . they are gnawing and i am buzz. shout out to accidentally getting astronomically high yesterday hhhhhhh 🪲🥶🧼🛌
January 8, 2026 at 10:25 AM
there is a hive of bees beneath my skin mainly in my brain . they are gnawing and i am buzz. shout out to accidentally getting astronomically high yesterday hhhhhhh 🪲🥶🧼🛌
shaving pieces of man off of men
January 5, 2026 at 1:49 AM
shaving pieces of man off of men
let’s get you some cheese
January 4, 2026 at 5:52 AM
let’s get you some cheese
going loonytoons bonkers i mean batshit fucking cray
January 3, 2026 at 7:52 AM
going loonytoons bonkers i mean batshit fucking cray
i’m whimsy but only in sinister and ominous ways
January 1, 2026 at 7:48 AM
i’m whimsy but only in sinister and ominous ways
OBVIOUSLY i’m gonna have olives
December 31, 2025 at 4:39 AM
OBVIOUSLY i’m gonna have olives
was he beat up about it or was he crashed out about it? he needs to move on to aura farming
December 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
was he beat up about it or was he crashed out about it? he needs to move on to aura farming
my mom was housesitting for her sisters friend and i went to visit. turns out she was housesitting for a pet bear and her cubs! unwelcome surprise when the power went out and i still had to hand out medications with a bloodthirsty bear on the loose
December 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
my mom was housesitting for her sisters friend and i went to visit. turns out she was housesitting for a pet bear and her cubs! unwelcome surprise when the power went out and i still had to hand out medications with a bloodthirsty bear on the loose
what time it went? i’m requesting
December 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
what time it went? i’m requesting
that’s where the coexist bumper sticker comes into play!
December 20, 2025 at 12:52 AM
that’s where the coexist bumper sticker comes into play!
can you help me measure my floor for a rug? i’d do it with sophie but we’re both girls so we wouldn’t know what we’re doing
December 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
can you help me measure my floor for a rug? i’d do it with sophie but we’re both girls so we wouldn’t know what we’re doing
fine little apartment under the volcanoes
December 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
fine little apartment under the volcanoes
please don’t comment on my feet while we’re in the elevator.
December 15, 2025 at 6:53 AM
please don’t comment on my feet while we’re in the elevator.
the way i mentioned hot firefighters at work today and then less than an hour later firefighters came to the facility and then just now firefighters came to the apartment next door??? hello??? i’m literally psychic???
December 12, 2025 at 9:31 AM
the way i mentioned hot firefighters at work today and then less than an hour later firefighters came to the facility and then just now firefighters came to the apartment next door??? hello??? i’m literally psychic???
mind blowing revelations about my coworker with sexy and i know it playing in the background
December 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
mind blowing revelations about my coworker with sexy and i know it playing in the background