I am Sisyphus and define new multilevel list is my rock
August 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I am Sisyphus and define new multilevel list is my rock
everything will be okay even though you have a hangnail during your in-office day
April 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
everything will be okay even though you have a hangnail during your in-office day
Once again, unable to partake in Spotify wrapped because my husband (rightfully, aggravatingly) refuses to give Spotify money. But just know, I listened to cool music. I am cool.
December 4, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Once again, unable to partake in Spotify wrapped because my husband (rightfully, aggravatingly) refuses to give Spotify money. But just know, I listened to cool music. I am cool.
The exhilaration, frustration of someone’s ringtone being my wake up alarm.
November 13, 2024 at 7:42 PM
The exhilaration, frustration of someone’s ringtone being my wake up alarm.
twister(s) should have kiss(es)
August 18, 2024 at 1:00 AM
twister(s) should have kiss(es)
dragons can catch on fire? This is bullshit
July 8, 2024 at 1:54 AM
dragons can catch on fire? This is bullshit
I’m the kind of vert who gets energy from imposing my personality on introverts.
July 4, 2024 at 8:59 PM
I’m the kind of vert who gets energy from imposing my personality on introverts.
“Oh no, I was looking for the drama and I lost my cheese.”
June 29, 2024 at 7:10 PM
“Oh no, I was looking for the drama and I lost my cheese.”
my love language is “lets me talk”
May 2, 2024 at 1:21 PM
my love language is “lets me talk”
“If you’re the right one for me, I’ll see you there” - me demonstrating a calmness and logical sense re: streetcar short turns I did NOT have in my tinder days.
April 3, 2024 at 12:45 PM
“If you’re the right one for me, I’ll see you there” - me demonstrating a calmness and logical sense re: streetcar short turns I did NOT have in my tinder days.
The ____ of it all 🤝so that happened
February 14, 2024 at 1:59 PM
The ____ of it all 🤝so that happened
Turns out kohlrabi is not name checked in One Week.
February 4, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Turns out kohlrabi is not name checked in One Week.
An ode to the guy in shorts on Spadina Ave, Jan 22, 8:53 am:
I worry sometimes
That I’m getting old
But you brought me back
To the guy on my college campus
Who wore flip flops
In the snow
And I was reborn
As the judgemental bitch
I’ve always been
I worry sometimes
That I’m getting old
But you brought me back
To the guy on my college campus
Who wore flip flops
In the snow
And I was reborn
As the judgemental bitch
I’ve always been
January 22, 2024 at 1:56 PM
An ode to the guy in shorts on Spadina Ave, Jan 22, 8:53 am:
I worry sometimes
That I’m getting old
But you brought me back
To the guy on my college campus
Who wore flip flops
In the snow
And I was reborn
As the judgemental bitch
I’ve always been
I worry sometimes
That I’m getting old
But you brought me back
To the guy on my college campus
Who wore flip flops
In the snow
And I was reborn
As the judgemental bitch
I’ve always been
Sat on the floor to wrap gifts, so I will be out of commission for the next 5-7 days.
December 24, 2023 at 5:45 PM
Sat on the floor to wrap gifts, so I will be out of commission for the next 5-7 days.
Someone at work told me I’m “coming in hot” this morning, and I don’t think he was complimenting me.
December 6, 2023 at 7:15 PM
Someone at work told me I’m “coming in hot” this morning, and I don’t think he was complimenting me.
I’m just a girl, standing at a bar, asking the bartender to slip a double onto my company’s holiday bar tab
December 1, 2023 at 6:00 PM
I’m just a girl, standing at a bar, asking the bartender to slip a double onto my company’s holiday bar tab
My husband says I have to post here or else he won’t see my fire tweets.
October 28, 2023 at 6:55 PM
My husband says I have to post here or else he won’t see my fire tweets.
Me to my husband on a WFH day: working from the sofa is GREAT. You should try it. Not when I’m here though.
September 7, 2023 at 4:36 PM
Me to my husband on a WFH day: working from the sofa is GREAT. You should try it. Not when I’m here though.