Best At Being Humble
@bestatbeinghumble.bsky.social
My spirit animal was shot in the head two weeks ago and is starting to smell
My favorite position in bed is fetal
My favorite position in bed is fetal
Homeland terrorist chief... is it because he worked as a gardener?
"Don't worry Mr. President, I'm in their heads, I know what they will do before they do it. They love me too, the illegals I worked with all gave me the nickname 'Puta', it means Genius in Spanish"
"Don't worry Mr. President, I'm in their heads, I know what they will do before they do it. They love me too, the illegals I worked with all gave me the nickname 'Puta', it means Genius in Spanish"
June 5, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Homeland terrorist chief... is it because he worked as a gardener?
"Don't worry Mr. President, I'm in their heads, I know what they will do before they do it. They love me too, the illegals I worked with all gave me the nickname 'Puta', it means Genius in Spanish"
"Don't worry Mr. President, I'm in their heads, I know what they will do before they do it. They love me too, the illegals I worked with all gave me the nickname 'Puta', it means Genius in Spanish"
Rough 22, though the prepubescent stache is coming along great buddy.
You know his mom was behind the camera man yelling at him
"Sweetie this is an important picture your whole family will see, please lower your eyebrow"
He casually throws "Gosh, I'm 22 now, I can make my own grown up decisions"
You know his mom was behind the camera man yelling at him
"Sweetie this is an important picture your whole family will see, please lower your eyebrow"
He casually throws "Gosh, I'm 22 now, I can make my own grown up decisions"
June 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Rough 22, though the prepubescent stache is coming along great buddy.
You know his mom was behind the camera man yelling at him
"Sweetie this is an important picture your whole family will see, please lower your eyebrow"
He casually throws "Gosh, I'm 22 now, I can make my own grown up decisions"
You know his mom was behind the camera man yelling at him
"Sweetie this is an important picture your whole family will see, please lower your eyebrow"
He casually throws "Gosh, I'm 22 now, I can make my own grown up decisions"
May 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Of course Miami doesn't want the tush push banned, South Beach would be in shambles
May 21, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Of course Miami doesn't want the tush push banned, South Beach would be in shambles
Trump seems to believe there is a South African conspiracy of murdering white farmers because of a clip of one person in Parliament singing for it
Well we have one congresswomen who jerked off a dude in a theater, what does what make us
#joke
Well we have one congresswomen who jerked off a dude in a theater, what does what make us
#joke
May 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Trump seems to believe there is a South African conspiracy of murdering white farmers because of a clip of one person in Parliament singing for it
Well we have one congresswomen who jerked off a dude in a theater, what does what make us
#joke
Well we have one congresswomen who jerked off a dude in a theater, what does what make us
#joke
You are a Senator Rick, those same people you are complaining about pay you $200k to not work
May 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
You are a Senator Rick, those same people you are complaining about pay you $200k to not work
Grok is writing like a sleep deprived hostage just moments away from breaking into a manic episode from cabin fever
May 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Grok is writing like a sleep deprived hostage just moments away from breaking into a manic episode from cabin fever
This coming from the man that looks like he has a 2 Terabyte Hard drive filled with inflation porn
May 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
This coming from the man that looks like he has a 2 Terabyte Hard drive filled with inflation porn
Its always nice to see Politicians hit their Tim Curry phase
May 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Its always nice to see Politicians hit their Tim Curry phase
Watching the news about the tariffs feels a lot like watching Bugs and Daffy argue which hunting season it was at gun point
US: China Tariffs
China: US Tariffs
US: China Tariffs
China: China Tariffs
US: US Tariffs
China: Deal
#comedy#tariffs#tariffwar
US: China Tariffs
China: US Tariffs
US: China Tariffs
China: China Tariffs
US: US Tariffs
China: Deal
#comedy#tariffs#tariffwar
May 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Watching the news about the tariffs feels a lot like watching Bugs and Daffy argue which hunting season it was at gun point
US: China Tariffs
China: US Tariffs
US: China Tariffs
China: China Tariffs
US: US Tariffs
China: Deal
#comedy#tariffs#tariffwar
US: China Tariffs
China: US Tariffs
US: China Tariffs
China: China Tariffs
US: US Tariffs
China: Deal
#comedy#tariffs#tariffwar
Car is in the shop and it feels like a love one is in the hospital
Got a call, never gone through the stages of grief so fast
"We have some bad new-"
Oh let me guess, you found "something"
YOU THINK IM A FOOL!
Does the car actually need that?
Why does this always happen to me 😭
$1850... just do it
Got a call, never gone through the stages of grief so fast
"We have some bad new-"
Oh let me guess, you found "something"
YOU THINK IM A FOOL!
Does the car actually need that?
Why does this always happen to me 😭
$1850... just do it
May 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Car is in the shop and it feels like a love one is in the hospital
Got a call, never gone through the stages of grief so fast
"We have some bad new-"
Oh let me guess, you found "something"
YOU THINK IM A FOOL!
Does the car actually need that?
Why does this always happen to me 😭
$1850... just do it
Got a call, never gone through the stages of grief so fast
"We have some bad new-"
Oh let me guess, you found "something"
YOU THINK IM A FOOL!
Does the car actually need that?
Why does this always happen to me 😭
$1850... just do it
@foxnews.com.web.brid.gy I gotta ask, when you hire female anchors do you dye their hair blonde before or after the intense rounds of electroshock therapy
May 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
@foxnews.com.web.brid.gy I gotta ask, when you hire female anchors do you dye their hair blonde before or after the intense rounds of electroshock therapy
They are calling Marco Rubio the "Secretary of Everything"
What is more American than a white dude dumping all his work on a Hispanic man
What is more American than a white dude dumping all his work on a Hispanic man
May 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
They are calling Marco Rubio the "Secretary of Everything"
What is more American than a white dude dumping all his work on a Hispanic man
What is more American than a white dude dumping all his work on a Hispanic man
They say Kash Patel's lazy eye always faces the constitution o7
May 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
They say Kash Patel's lazy eye always faces the constitution o7
Pam Bondi, what can I say, Head of the DOJ at 59 years of age.
How does she manage to remain composed when the weight of the world is on her knees
How does she manage to remain composed when the weight of the world is on her knees
May 4, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Pam Bondi, what can I say, Head of the DOJ at 59 years of age.
How does she manage to remain composed when the weight of the world is on her knees
How does she manage to remain composed when the weight of the world is on her knees
RFK Jr was asked recently what qualifications he had to run the Department of Health and Human Services
he said, "Me?! None, but the worm in my brain has been practicing medicine for 30 years"
he said, "Me?! None, but the worm in my brain has been practicing medicine for 30 years"
May 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
RFK Jr was asked recently what qualifications he had to run the Department of Health and Human Services
he said, "Me?! None, but the worm in my brain has been practicing medicine for 30 years"
he said, "Me?! None, but the worm in my brain has been practicing medicine for 30 years"
Elon Musk just told Fox News that in just a few months Tesla models will be full self driving.
This is the biggest news Elon has given since last year when Elon said that in just a few months Tesla models will be full self driving
and in 2023 when Elon said Tesla models will be full self driving
This is the biggest news Elon has given since last year when Elon said that in just a few months Tesla models will be full self driving
and in 2023 when Elon said Tesla models will be full self driving
May 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Elon Musk just told Fox News that in just a few months Tesla models will be full self driving.
This is the biggest news Elon has given since last year when Elon said that in just a few months Tesla models will be full self driving
and in 2023 when Elon said Tesla models will be full self driving
This is the biggest news Elon has given since last year when Elon said that in just a few months Tesla models will be full self driving
and in 2023 when Elon said Tesla models will be full self driving
Starlink has become more popular in retail stores across the country
This is a huge win!
Prior to this, the only time I could watch porn in a furniture store was to follow JD Vance into the couch and sofa section
This is a huge win!
Prior to this, the only time I could watch porn in a furniture store was to follow JD Vance into the couch and sofa section
May 4, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Starlink has become more popular in retail stores across the country
This is a huge win!
Prior to this, the only time I could watch porn in a furniture store was to follow JD Vance into the couch and sofa section
This is a huge win!
Prior to this, the only time I could watch porn in a furniture store was to follow JD Vance into the couch and sofa section
Tik Tok is Crazy, there really isn't a place where you can get such a diverse amount of information so quickly
You want medical advice, Doctors in every field post information all the time
You want medical advice, Doctors in every field post information all the time
May 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Tik Tok is Crazy, there really isn't a place where you can get such a diverse amount of information so quickly
You want medical advice, Doctors in every field post information all the time
You want medical advice, Doctors in every field post information all the time
I feel since the history of man Darwin's theory of natural selections- survival of the fittest has been locked down tight
Zoomers were the first generation that made me think we needed to add a caveat
These little fuckers are ingesting poison for sport
Modern medicine may have gone too far
Zoomers were the first generation that made me think we needed to add a caveat
These little fuckers are ingesting poison for sport
Modern medicine may have gone too far
April 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I feel since the history of man Darwin's theory of natural selections- survival of the fittest has been locked down tight
Zoomers were the first generation that made me think we needed to add a caveat
These little fuckers are ingesting poison for sport
Modern medicine may have gone too far
Zoomers were the first generation that made me think we needed to add a caveat
These little fuckers are ingesting poison for sport
Modern medicine may have gone too far
I was so excited to find out I was going to be an uncle
Its truly only a feeling that can only be outdone for someone in Alabama
Think about it, they are finding out that they are going to be an uncle and a father at the same time
Its truly only a feeling that can only be outdone for someone in Alabama
Think about it, they are finding out that they are going to be an uncle and a father at the same time
April 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I was so excited to find out I was going to be an uncle
Its truly only a feeling that can only be outdone for someone in Alabama
Think about it, they are finding out that they are going to be an uncle and a father at the same time
Its truly only a feeling that can only be outdone for someone in Alabama
Think about it, they are finding out that they are going to be an uncle and a father at the same time
I always forget my coworkers names, so i started using pet names around the office. I think everyone has been pretty receptive to it.
"Oh, Botox Reject, I'll get those files to you by end of day"
Its working so well that HR wants to see me Friday Afternoon, probably to ask for some pointers
"Oh, Botox Reject, I'll get those files to you by end of day"
Its working so well that HR wants to see me Friday Afternoon, probably to ask for some pointers
April 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I always forget my coworkers names, so i started using pet names around the office. I think everyone has been pretty receptive to it.
"Oh, Botox Reject, I'll get those files to you by end of day"
Its working so well that HR wants to see me Friday Afternoon, probably to ask for some pointers
"Oh, Botox Reject, I'll get those files to you by end of day"
Its working so well that HR wants to see me Friday Afternoon, probably to ask for some pointers
I'm often told that I'm vulgar, what do you want me to say to that?
Its 2025, I just came out of a bar where a couple of people were playing a game of, "how far can I stick my tongue down your throat"
I think I can toss around the word "fuck" a couple of times and still remain tasteful
Its 2025, I just came out of a bar where a couple of people were playing a game of, "how far can I stick my tongue down your throat"
I think I can toss around the word "fuck" a couple of times and still remain tasteful
April 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I'm often told that I'm vulgar, what do you want me to say to that?
Its 2025, I just came out of a bar where a couple of people were playing a game of, "how far can I stick my tongue down your throat"
I think I can toss around the word "fuck" a couple of times and still remain tasteful
Its 2025, I just came out of a bar where a couple of people were playing a game of, "how far can I stick my tongue down your throat"
I think I can toss around the word "fuck" a couple of times and still remain tasteful
Turns out if you wear the right sunglasses you could take your dog anywhere
April 30, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Turns out if you wear the right sunglasses you could take your dog anywhere
Seeing a lot of people on the internet want to know what Karl Marx would think of this current climate of macroeconomics.
Personally I think is he was alive today that would be the last thing on his mind, since he would probably put all of his effort into clawing his way out of his coffin
Personally I think is he was alive today that would be the last thing on his mind, since he would probably put all of his effort into clawing his way out of his coffin
April 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Seeing a lot of people on the internet want to know what Karl Marx would think of this current climate of macroeconomics.
Personally I think is he was alive today that would be the last thing on his mind, since he would probably put all of his effort into clawing his way out of his coffin
Personally I think is he was alive today that would be the last thing on his mind, since he would probably put all of his effort into clawing his way out of his coffin