Your asshole coworker is probably not a narcissist and if they are then maybe do some reading on NPD to see if there are more constructive ways you can interact with them rather than shittalking them on the internet not for their asshole behavior but for a mood disorder they didn't choose to have.

Give the leading child an axe so she can self-arrest like Pete shoemaker if necessary

lancelots comment on this: clearly they werent using wands

Claudio wake up this won't be funny to anyone else. Stop being Swiss and get over here

Extremely talented, constantly saving people's asses, and kind of a bitch

hi

Everyone else shut up natja is my best friend now