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besidetheteesside.bsky.social
Spong
@besidetheteesside.bsky.social
Above average number of fingers. Below average number of teeth.

Green as Fck. 💚
Official Gotcha Day pawtraits!
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Utah Saints, Utah Saints
Utah Saints, U-U-U-Utah Saints

Utah Saints, U-U-U-Utah Saints
Utah Saints, U-U-U-Utah Saints

@safers.bsky.social @theednawatkins.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Flora is taking Gotcha Day firmly in her stride. No fuss here dad.

#cats #gotchaday
November 24, 2025 at 10:47 AM
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
🎶 Right now
I am an Antichrist
I am an anarchist
Don't know what I want, but I know how to get it
I wanna destroy the passers by 🎶

#popeleo #anarchyintheuk #sexpistols
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Went to a party, I danced all night
I drank sixteen beers and I started up a fight
But now I'm jaded, you're out of luck
I'm rolling down the stairs, too drunk to fuck

#deadkennedys #toodrunktofuck
November 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
@theednawatkins.bsky.social

Gig Night
GIg Night
Edna's gig night
I hope the bands are banging
And that your evening isn't shite
November 22, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Anyway. Hello.
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Fog lights
Fog lights
You don't need fog lights
It's sleeting, it's not foggy
You moronic piece of shite
November 20, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Should probably let the cat out of the bag.
(it's a perfectly cat safe bag and she has made it into a hammock nest for sleeping in.)
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
How you know the card shop you're in is on Teesside.

What I liked was there were two of the same design of some of them - same card, but one "Mum" and one "Mam."
November 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Not mentioned an alternative to Saturday Night Dance Twats this year, so here you go.

"Early Worms with Phil & Anna"

Anna Thomas and Phil Ellis present a (very loosely themed) breakfast programme. Where else could you hear the immortal line:

"Thread worms. Like an ant farm in your arse."
November 15, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I can claim this bastard can't I? Still have nightmares!
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Well erm yes.
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Just been to Sainsbury's. Put 6Music on. It was like something off Jazz Club.

I turned 6Music off and drove in silence while my ears healed.

"Shite!"
November 8, 2025 at 11:17 AM
This is how I’m going to look every time someone dislikes one of my posts.
November 2, 2025 at 9:48 AM
The Big Dog is in. I've joined the @greenparty.org.uk and @zackpolanski.bsky.social

November 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Found a webcam named after you.
October 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
You're welcome
October 19, 2025 at 12:50 PM
October 18, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Good Morning from me and this Tosspot.
October 13, 2025 at 7:27 AM
QT this post with someone you wish was still alive.

(Haven't got one of my dad, so....)
October 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Unsolicited kick pic.
October 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Dead nonce
Dead nonce
He's a dead nonce
Let's hope the bloke that did it
Cut the fucker more than once
October 11, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Unsolicited tick pic
October 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM