I can’t get past “Clemmie turns 13 next month” 😱

I’m scared of horses (too big, too skittish) so refusing to get on one sounds like the right answer to me, but I assume you sent her to horse camp because she is pro-horse. What the heck, kid. 😅

Is she talking about contact lenses? 😂

That’s how my partner eats wings. Personally I prefer my chicken in nugget form so I don’t have to remember the grizzle and bones exist. 😂😭

No one is going to let you borrow a baby that small for a YouTube joke, I almost believe that is actually your son 😂 Congratulations!! (And congratulations Mimei 🥰).

Pretty sure that’s part of the playbook too. Slash funding for Medicare and Medicaid to make them suck so people think socialized medicine isn’t worth fighting for.

He should try smiling.

People will hide their conditions, the number of people diagnosed will decrease, and then they’ll attribute the declining MMR vaccination rates with the declining autism rates.

This video was the last thing that loaded for me on the app. 😭

You hear people say, “There is no word to describe a parent who has lost their child because it’s a thing too terrible to have a name”, but it’s probably because when they were making words like ‘widow’ and ‘orphan’, it was super common to have lost a child. (I’m sure it was still terrible though).

I’ve been staring at this post for multiple minutes now and I have nothing to say 😭 Happy holidays 😭😭

As a Missourian, I picked Florida 💙😂

Literally my first thought when I saw the news was, “I wonder if Dr Glaucomflecken is on Bluesky…”

No one should care about Hunter, the only reason the right has been obsessing over him the past few years is because he’s Joe’s son and they were trying to make Joe look bad. They did all that digging and still found very little in the way of actual crimes. Might as well pardon him and end this.

I agree with the spirit of your comment, but Biden can only pardon people who committed federal crimes, I don’t think Allen falls under that umbrella, the governor of Louisiana would have to pardon him. (Correct me if I’m wrong). Biden did pardon the ones he could in Dec 2023.

I’ve been quietly following you on Tumblr/X/Instagram and just made this account when I saw your poll last night, and I was able to find you, so you must be doing something right. :)