My ride into work this morning:

UBER DRIVER: blahblahblahblah (repeat endlessly)

ME (in my head): Shut up shut up shut up dear god shut up…

🎶 What’s Playing in Ruttville Tonight 🎶

Lime Spiders tearing up garage-punk, Sparks being clever as always, Cyanide Pills rocking a Belgian punk classic, and Bowie’s “Golden Years” — plus more gems!

What’s your soundtrack tonight?
👉 open.spotify.com/playlist/00O...

#NowPlaying #PunkRock #NewWave

You know who we need now more than ever?

I blame it on the bossa nova.

Recognized 16, making me three years younger than I am — not bad!

Oh good - I'm already getting followed by the bots offering for me to "claim your $750 gift card." Not much longer until the hot single women in my area start showing up...

Dear Uber Driver,

Please take a hint from my unenthusiastic mono-syllabic grunts in response to your inane "conversation 101" questions that I do not want to "chat." Thanks and shut up.

OK, so if I understand Bluesky correctly, as long as I bid closest to the actual retail price without going over, I win the showcase, right?