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From the LLM that brought you "there are only two Rs in strawberry", infant healthcare advice!

"It's a new type of creativity!"
[Looks inside]
[Bits of old creativity glued together]

The whole cheap-movie-that-hits-hard-because-of-the-impeccable-craft thing is overdone. They disrupted the entire Hollywood ecosystem by creating the cheapest feeling cheap movie possible

Ahhhh yes, the warm memories of unintentionally traumatizing myself as an unsupervised 10 year old

Bar's dropped so low that at this point I'm just grateful you don't need a subscription for stereo sound

I weep for the alternate universe where pastas pull a spinach

I wasn't sure what I had planned for this idea but clearly it was important enough to write down

Instant disqualifier

He's not wrong, I wouldn't go