bertsy
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bertsy
@bertsy.bsky.social
Area man watching in bemused horror as a runaway freight train of stupidity smashes through a dozen "Bridge Out" signs and plummets into a ravine full of illegally-dumped toxic waste and killer bees.
Forget those woke losers with their Python and their pandas creating a functional and accurate tool for analysis. The real skill is in dumping a bunch of data you don't understand into an LLM and making it say what you want so you can shitpost for Elon's attention without doing any actual work.
March 19, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If you don't fix these exaggerated or made-up problems right now, we're going to actively make it worse and blame you anyways because reasons and furthermore.
March 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Oh no, not copper wires! Is my multi-gigabit cable internet service woke now!? I will be replacing all my home's coaxial and electrical wiring with Starlink ASAP!
March 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
A+ for Arnold's inspirational spoken word section. Top notch work once again!
March 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM