Bertster
@bertster.bsky.social
Future rust and future dust.
Bergamot and vetiver run through my head and fall away.
Bergamot and vetiver run through my head and fall away.
It’s “hanged”, for starters, but that barely begins to identify what’s wrong with this…
December 11, 2025 at 3:46 PM
It’s “hanged”, for starters, but that barely begins to identify what’s wrong with this…
He clearly doesn’t rate Salvesen. Such a shame - I think there’s a player there.
December 10, 2025 at 6:47 PM
He clearly doesn’t rate Salvesen. Such a shame - I think there’s a player there.
Hanged. Although given recent revelations…
November 20, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Hanged. Although given recent revelations…
And yet VAR not allowed to overturn that ridiculous red card. Madness.
November 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
And yet VAR not allowed to overturn that ridiculous red card. Madness.
Keep on with the good fight. Amazing knitwear too 👊
October 30, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Keep on with the good fight. Amazing knitwear too 👊
Giving Alan Partridge “Dan, Dan…” vibes. One for the Brits… 🇬🇧
October 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Giving Alan Partridge “Dan, Dan…” vibes. One for the Brits… 🇬🇧
Can’t leave Langås out. He’s our best player. First name on the team sheet for me, if fully fit.
October 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Can’t leave Langås out. He’s our best player. First name on the team sheet for me, if fully fit.
When this is all over (he says, very optimistically) is there the possibility that Hegseth gets recalled to active service, and either court martialled or sent to clean toilets in the back of beyond for the rest of his days?
October 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
When this is all over (he says, very optimistically) is there the possibility that Hegseth gets recalled to active service, and either court martialled or sent to clean toilets in the back of beyond for the rest of his days?
Two changes. Elder in for Fozzy too.
September 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Two changes. Elder in for Fozzy too.
Foz absolutely had to start tonight. He is our second best available defender, after Clarke. By a considerable margin.
August 22, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Foz absolutely had to start tonight. He is our second best available defender, after Clarke. By a considerable margin.
A Tale of 1.33 Cities
And of course the whole of the “Famous Three and a Third” series.
And of course the whole of the “Famous Three and a Third” series.
August 20, 2025 at 7:58 AM
A Tale of 1.33 Cities
And of course the whole of the “Famous Three and a Third” series.
And of course the whole of the “Famous Three and a Third” series.
Sacha and Digweed Renaissance
🔥 ❤️
I still have the triple CD somewhere
🔥 ❤️
I still have the triple CD somewhere
August 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Sacha and Digweed Renaissance
🔥 ❤️
I still have the triple CD somewhere
🔥 ❤️
I still have the triple CD somewhere
Looking forward to discovering the 39 debut albums that are better than this one…
August 7, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Looking forward to discovering the 39 debut albums that are better than this one…
Absolutely this 🎯
(And while the one she made as a kid isn’t actually that bad, it’s definitely fine to ignore it in this instance!)
(And while the one she made as a kid isn’t actually that bad, it’s definitely fine to ignore it in this instance!)
August 7, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Absolutely this 🎯
(And while the one she made as a kid isn’t actually that bad, it’s definitely fine to ignore it in this instance!)
(And while the one she made as a kid isn’t actually that bad, it’s definitely fine to ignore it in this instance!)
Similar genre to “I know quinoa-t you did last summer”, but 1000% better.
July 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Similar genre to “I know quinoa-t you did last summer”, but 1000% better.