Bertrand
@bertrand.bsky.social
Time doesn’t exist, yet it controls us anyway.
Ah, well. Nevertheless…
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Ah, well. Nevertheless…
Like MTG, he is banking that pension and hitting the road.
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Like MTG, he is banking that pension and hitting the road.
My wife cut herself on a mandoline badly one year. She ended up being fine, and handled it like a champ - she refused to go the hospital. I, on the other hand, nearly passed out from seeing that much blood.
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
My wife cut herself on a mandoline badly one year. She ended up being fine, and handled it like a champ - she refused to go the hospital. I, on the other hand, nearly passed out from seeing that much blood.
He is desperate to change the national conversation right now.
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
He is desperate to change the national conversation right now.
How many arms does it take to pour a milkshake? I count 3?
September 6, 2025 at 11:52 AM
How many arms does it take to pour a milkshake? I count 3?
While we are on the subject, can someone please inform Pete Hegseth that his suit jackets are too damn small?
August 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
While we are on the subject, can someone please inform Pete Hegseth that his suit jackets are too damn small?
First woman? In that case, I’m sure President Trump will have her fired by the end of the week.
July 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
First woman? In that case, I’m sure President Trump will have her fired by the end of the week.
My college allowed seniors from the town to audit one class per semester. It was honestly great - they often asked the best questions and had the best comments.
July 19, 2025 at 8:15 PM
My college allowed seniors from the town to audit one class per semester. It was honestly great - they often asked the best questions and had the best comments.
I suspect this has nothing to do with her religious beliefs and everything to do with her sincerely held political beliefs.
July 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I suspect this has nothing to do with her religious beliefs and everything to do with her sincerely held political beliefs.
Oh yeah, I forgot that wrinkle. Awful way to run out the best manager in club history.
May 30, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot that wrinkle. Awful way to run out the best manager in club history.
I still think they did Tito Francona dirty.
May 30, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I still think they did Tito Francona dirty.
Joe Milton would be the MVP of the league under this rule.
May 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Joe Milton would be the MVP of the league under this rule.
I have some fond memories of riding the Fung Wa to NYC
April 7, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I have some fond memories of riding the Fung Wa to NYC
It is a very clear message they are sending regarding cases of white collar fraud - this administration wants to let the rich rip you with impunity.
March 30, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It is a very clear message they are sending regarding cases of white collar fraud - this administration wants to let the rich rip you with impunity.
This is pretty much how Min ended up in Slough House tbh
March 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This is pretty much how Min ended up in Slough House tbh