bertpigeon.bsky.social
@bertpigeon.bsky.social
why are so many men such snowflakes about sport?
December 31, 2025 at 4:09 AM
make a game.

add a list of pronouns in character creation

and at the bottom add an otion for i hate pronouns.

when a player clicks on i hate pronouns, the game deletes itself from their computer while playing a happy song
December 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Love a good charity shop scavenger run. Last good find i got was the entirety of Dads Army on dvd (minus the lost episodes of course).
December 31, 2025 at 3:54 AM
mourning is a grift for some folk clearly
December 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
so if theres a square, its trump.
December 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
i wonder if it bothers the animals who live in the trees? or the trees themselves.
December 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
its brown for garden waste here, green for regular trash and blue for recyling.
December 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
ah, Tate is using the ancient technique of blocking head hits with your chin
December 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
think left 4 dead except with cars and the zombies are now all CARS. A far more unique idea than just regular zombies and opens it up for many new untried scenarios in a game. I'd play that game.Why else wud you give players cars if your not gonna do anything interesting with it?
December 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
you and your team mates jump in the other car thats thankfully not being a mimic and give chase, you have to shoot its wheels off to get it to stop. but before you can catch up other vehicles are now chasing YOU. a TRUCK or a MONSTER truck or how about a TANK boss?
December 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
oh look you found a nice new car, one of your team mates approaches it, oh look another, now you have a choice! Then just as you are deciding one of the cars comes to life and snatches a team mate, stuffing him into the driver seat with tentacles and driving off!
December 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
So why not make the Zombies into CARS!.

No regular zombies, just mutant vehicles hunting you down in all shapes and sizes! Now your car is IMPORTANT. if it breaks you will need to find another... on foot. Now map terrain becomes super important, narrow alleys, obstacles, forests... anything to hide
December 16, 2025 at 8:41 PM
So Lammy is hiding again. I'm reminded of Boris and his fridge.
December 16, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i binged the entire series plus new blood in about a month and a bit. Can definitely recommend it.
December 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
why does he need 6?! he can't ride them all at the same time.
December 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
would love to see doom guys attmpt at a boardgame or what katamari damacy would look like on a tabletop. if video games ain't paying boardgames are right there.
December 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Watch Duel. Its Death proof but better.
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
his best movies are the ones he rips most of the stuff off in them. Like Kill Bill.
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
is shamima begam still barred? always thought that was silly.
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 PM
So they care what other think of them? in a weird twisted way?
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 PM
maybe they can get ai to buy and play the games too.
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
wanted to do loads of things but too stupid.
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
frankly i think they should animate it so it looks like the web comic
November 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM