Bert
@bertnotburt.bsky.social
laugh hard it's a long way to the bank
have you considered moving to Australia?
November 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
have you considered moving to Australia?
Gus Johnson every time Indiana throws the ball
November 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Gus Johnson every time Indiana throws the ball
brb, scarring myself for life
October 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
brb, scarring myself for life
Named by a pirate describing how much he ate inside
October 7, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Named by a pirate describing how much he ate inside
what a terrible option for your rotating backgrounds, Microsoft. I thought my laptop screen was fucked
August 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
what a terrible option for your rotating backgrounds, Microsoft. I thought my laptop screen was fucked
if you chew them they are toxic apparently, I wouldn't risk swallowing them whole either though lol. they're fairly large and you should be able to pick them out easily enough
June 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
if you chew them they are toxic apparently, I wouldn't risk swallowing them whole either though lol. they're fairly large and you should be able to pick them out easily enough
have you ever had a cherimoya? the inside is like a pudding texture. it's been a while since i had one but I like to cut them in half, freeze them a bit, and then eat them with a spoon right out of the rind like ice cream - this reminded me of them lol
June 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
have you ever had a cherimoya? the inside is like a pudding texture. it's been a while since i had one but I like to cut them in half, freeze them a bit, and then eat them with a spoon right out of the rind like ice cream - this reminded me of them lol
I actually just had to submit this appeal to a warning on reddit 🧐
May 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I actually just had to submit this appeal to a warning on reddit 🧐
I am extremely ready for Lady Columbo season 2
May 7, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I am extremely ready for Lady Columbo season 2
famously non-political media: Indiana Jones and Yellowstone
April 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
famously non-political media: Indiana Jones and Yellowstone
"didn't inhale" sure, sure 🙄
April 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"didn't inhale" sure, sure 🙄
But we mustn’t dwell.
No. No, not today.
We can’t.
No. No, not today.
We can’t.
April 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
But we mustn’t dwell.
No. No, not today.
We can’t.
No. No, not today.
We can’t.
Friday the 13th Knower thinks putting Pam Voorhees in the movie is "woke"
March 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Friday the 13th Knower thinks putting Pam Voorhees in the movie is "woke"
Wofford Basketball be like
March 20, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Wofford Basketball be like
FOR SALE: 2023 Leaf - Pride of Michigan dual auto JJ McCarthy & Jim Harbaugh 35/202 - $500 shipped RTs appreciated
March 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
FOR SALE: 2023 Leaf - Pride of Michigan dual auto JJ McCarthy & Jim Harbaugh 35/202 - $500 shipped RTs appreciated
the "maybe a change of scenery is good for everybody" special
March 10, 2025 at 9:32 PM
the "maybe a change of scenery is good for everybody" special
Elon's Twitter is fucking wild man, we got Sparty Nazi conspiracies now
February 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Elon's Twitter is fucking wild man, we got Sparty Nazi conspiracies now
no *you* need a haircut
February 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
no *you* need a haircut
a not-insignificant amount of my MAGA hate is that it makes it impossible for me to wear Red Wings hats anymore - the stadium series ones are slick
February 7, 2025 at 10:44 PM
a not-insignificant amount of my MAGA hate is that it makes it impossible for me to wear Red Wings hats anymore - the stadium series ones are slick
been obsessed with these, and just found out that they make pretzel twists in this flavor
February 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
been obsessed with these, and just found out that they make pretzel twists in this flavor
this is *not* the time, Target!
January 28, 2025 at 4:27 PM
this is *not* the time, Target!
i'm sorry ace. for the situation and this picture.
January 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
i'm sorry ace. for the situation and this picture.