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Bertie plays chess
@bertieplayschess.bsky.social
I am a working cocker spaniel who likes chess. Follow me for chess fun and content.
I am not sure there is a better value purchase in chess improvement than a Chess Tempo subscription #chesspunks
July 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I sometimes wonder if I should be less anti the French defence. But then I realise how long people, and dogs too perhaps, have disliked it. Here is hatred from 1822. The pre-Victorian prose is hard (for a dog) to get your head around, but the sentiment is clear. Down with the French!
July 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I have a new haircut. I think I can guess the inspiration.
July 25, 2025 at 7:39 AM
My owner donated to @marktwic.bsky.social for his fab TWIC database and the first thing he does is this. Oh dear.
July 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Hey #chesspunks. I need help. I consistently play passively OTB. I make moves knowing that they are too passive or create weaknesses. Last night I lost a 🇫🇷 Tarrasch by eschewing obvious exchanges & weakening myself in the process. This habit must be a psychological thing. How do I stop it?
April 4, 2025 at 6:59 AM
My owner lost an OTB club game tonight. He was up material but lost a rook, after which a Q & pawn endgame saw 4 promotions, 2 each side! A final mistake allowed his opponent to promote a 3rd time! My owner is shell shocked; he should have won. I tell him chess is a cruel game & offer sympathy.
March 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Bertie reviews books, QGD, 1/5 #chesspunks

Burgess & Pedersen - great as 1 stop shop for d4 d5 c4 repertoire, covering every variation you can ask for, with lots of lines & theory (QGA, Slav and Semi Slav included). Limited explanation, but chatty & even funny at times, & nothing missing.
March 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
@almurray.bsky.social Your WHW podcast series on Auschwitz is very good, and obviously terrible at the same time. The final episode with Rob Rinder is truly fabulous, so moving and humane. Thank you. (This is Bertie’s owner, I should say, not the cocker spaniel himself.)
March 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
It's Queen's Gambit study today. I fear this will be heavy going. I made a start by eating Ntirlis, which didn't help, apparently. My owner is confused whether ...h6 should be played in the Orthodox QGD. Opinion seems divided. @gmalexcolovic.bsky.social says yes, to support ...c5 (Kramnik's line).
March 7, 2025 at 9:41 AM
It's Queen's Gambit study today. I fear this will be heavy going. I made a start by eating Ntirlis, which didn't help, apparently. My owner is confused whether ...h6 should be played in the Orthodox QGD. Opinion seems divided. @gmalexcolovic.bsky.social says yes, to support ...c5 (Kramnik's line).
March 7, 2025 at 9:41 AM
#chesspunks, obvs 🙄🐶
My owner is getting patriotic and learning the English Defence, and trying to be more assertive and aggressive in openings. V important in hyper modern openings like this. As I tell him, and then ably demonstrate.
March 3, 2025 at 10:04 AM
My owner is getting patriotic and learning the English Defence, and trying to be more assertive and aggressive in openings. V important in hyper modern openings like this. As I tell him, and then ably demonstrate.
March 3, 2025 at 10:03 AM
My owner is learning the Nimzo Indian as white. He has settled on 4. e3, the Rubinstein variation. The tension in this position unsettles him. I tell him I manage tension like that all the time, see me vs Oreo. (I do usually run away eventually, though).
February 28, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Tip of the day - pawn storms need momentum to inflict damage and cause weaknesses in your opponent’s position. Like I do here. #chesspunks ♟️🐶
February 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
My friend’s owner teaches chess in prisons. He uses prisoners to stand in the way of a knight, showing how it must move sideways at the end. I taught my friend Lula how the knight can jump over pieces by lying in his way.
February 22, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Rook endings are supposed to be hard. Not for me. Find rook, take rook, chew rook, destroy rook. Not hard at all 🐶. #chesspunks.
February 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
This is me as a young pup. Channeling my inner beserker.
February 21, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Hi #chesspunks, I am new here. I am Bertie, a one year old cocker spaniel in the North East of England. My owner plays 1.d4 and loves the 🇫🇷. How dull is he 🥱.
February 21, 2025 at 9:04 AM