Bertie Musgrave
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Bertie Musgrave
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This photo reminds me of the final scene in Titanic, but instead of all the dead passengers, an elderly Rose is instead reunited with xenophobes and cunts.
May 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
“We never had free breakfasts when I was kid. We went to school hungry all the time and it didn’t do me any harm”

Yeah it did. It turned you into a cunt.
April 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
April 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If it walks like a Tory, talks like a Tory, thinks like a Tory, and acts like a Tory..

Then it’s probably Kier Starmer!
March 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I wonder who’s Putin all these falsehoods in Donald Trump’s head.
February 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Why does one bollock always hang lower than the other?
January 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
January 4, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Gammons don’t vote for Reform UK because they think it’ll make their lives any better. They vote for it because they think it’ll make life harder for the people they hate.
January 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I’m not a gambling man, but if I really had to put money on it, I’d probably have a guess…

Is it Fuck wits?
November 26, 2024 at 4:41 PM
November 20, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Some people are scared of AI, but I’m more worried about artificial stupidity.

Imagine a future where machines develop the ability to think Nigel Farage and Jeremy Clarkson aren’t a pair of cunts.
November 20, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Is everything ok at home, Daily Mail?

Interesting fact by the way. It’s only woke if it’s from the Wokingham region. Otherwise it’s just sparkling leftism.
November 19, 2024 at 8:54 AM
An accurate representation of the ‘for you’ newsfeed on Twitter.
November 18, 2024 at 5:28 PM
November 17, 2024 at 1:31 PM