Other Players: ½ characters barely survive past puberty. All others, 100% chance of death if attempt second period of 'navy' service.
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Me: plays Traveller. uses optional background gen.
My character: an improbable cluster-hump of traumas and experiences. Somehow still mostly human. Somehow survive to age 500+. >50% chance to roll multi-century, (borderline) abusive, ▶️⏸️🔁, co-dependent (poly) relationship w/ alien antagonist(s).
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#dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e #eberron #ttrpg #playercharacter #adventuringear #pouch #mighthavegonealittleoverboardonthedescriptions #oops
#somebodyneedstorunaneberroncampaignforme

"Handcrafted from premium quality materials, with sturdy, matt black silk exterior, decadent pewter, crushed-velvet lining, and triple-layer quilted mixed-fleece padding to protect your firearm, no matter the environment and challenges you face."

"Sporting one large interior pocket with optional dividers for all your firearm-care and reading essentials, and six removable, external, 20-round, quick-draw ammo cases, including six multicolour, hook-&-loop fastening braids per case for easy ammo identification.

The pain is real. #DungeonMasterProblems

Need? No. Who even cares about need? Wanting is so much better than needing!

I am a sad old wolf, and, you know what they say, misery loves company... and I /_Want_/ that company!

#4 ... 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Nautilus is nearly half the size, unfortunately.

She's beautiful! I can't wait to see her in the 'flesh'.

so pretty!

What a cutie!

I know a Malkav that would be happy to make his acquaintance in a dark alley!

More than just a little flattering! gorgeous colour too

Russel Crowe tho! In that gorgeous uniform! ((In the storm!))