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Bert Edens
@bertedens.bsky.social
Writer, Editor, HWA Member, Developer, Martial Artist, Hubby to The Most Gorgeous Gal
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You can get any of my books signed and directly from me at my shop. Check it out!

www.BertEdensShop.com
I love when you follow someone back and they immediately DM you. You politely tell them you don't like unsolicited DMs and wish them a nice day. And they try to make it look like I'm the one being the jerk. Yeah no, not having it. 😆🚫
January 26, 2025 at 6:21 AM
If you're in need of motivation today, just remember that Laura Ingalls Wilder didn't publish her first Little House book, "Little House in the Big Woods", until she was 65 years old... 📚📚📚
January 8, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I noticed this morning that Carrie had her wedding band on her pinkie. I asked why it was on the wrong finger, and she said it made sense because she married the wrong man. Ouch.

😉😆💕
January 8, 2025 at 5:35 AM
You can get any of my books signed and directly from me at my shop. Check it out!

www.BertEdensShop.com
January 2, 2025 at 6:56 PM
You can get any of my books signed and directly from me at my shop. Use the discount code HOLIDAY to get 25% off your total purchase! Discount is available through the end of the year.

www.BertEdensShop.com
December 9, 2024 at 1:53 PM
Just a reminder!
Black Friday Sale! You can get any of my books signed and directly from me at my shop. Use the code BLACKFRIDAY to save 20% on your total order! 📚

This discount is good through December 6th!

www.BertEdensShop.com
December 1, 2024 at 5:10 AM
November 30, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Black Friday Sale! You can get any of my books signed and directly from me at my shop. Use the code BLACKFRIDAY to save 20% on your total order! 📚

This discount is good through December 6th!

www.BertEdensShop.com
November 30, 2024 at 2:00 PM
More international book mail! By this point, y'all who follow me know the story. 😉 These are from Indonesia, the first I have from that country. They're used, and the movie tie-in book is in a little rough shape, but the price was right for them so absolutely no complaints...
November 28, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Thanks, y'all, for helping me get past 1000 followers... Y'all are awesome! 💕
November 24, 2024 at 12:00 PM
This could be fun. 😉📚📚📚📚

#BookSky #Books
November 17, 2024 at 4:42 AM
More international book mail! Another 50th Anniversary edition of "Carrie", this hardback published in the UK. Another in my growing collection of "Carrie" editions. And it even has a ribbon bookmark. Always need more editions, especially in other languages. Let me know if you have access to any. 😉
November 17, 2024 at 12:59 AM
So what's everyone reading right now?

I just started this one a couple days ago, and I'm enjoying it so far...

#BookSky 💙📚 #HorrorSky #Books #Horror #TBR
November 15, 2024 at 1:16 PM
International book mail! As many of y'all know, I collect editions of "Carrie" since it's the book that got me hooked on modern horror and made me want to be a writer.

This is a 50th Anniversary edition printed in the UK. #BookMail #BookHoarder #Horror
November 14, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Pretty much. 👻📚📚📚
November 12, 2024 at 7:45 AM
Look for other Horror-related ones too... I just happen to be in this one... 😉
Here 'tis! A work in progress. go.bsky.app/Hb2L9kd
November 11, 2024 at 6:14 AM
This amuses me to no end. Looks like Johnny has reached the South Korean version of FAFO... 😂
Johnny Somali, the nuisance streamer who travels the world committing the most culturally offensive felonies he can for views, is now in Korea. Mock-assaulting memorials to sex crime victims, Actual-harassing women, spraying rotten fish juice on subway strangers.

And he is absolutely screwed.
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November 10, 2024 at 2:42 PM
The only book I actively collect multiple editions of is Stephen King's "Carrie". Today I got a German version, & I also have French, Castilian Spanish, & European Portuguese. Plus several English editions. If you can get another language, let me know, and I'll pay for the book and shipping!
November 9, 2024 at 8:21 PM
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I am a prolific writer of many genres. Check out my books on Amazon! #Horror #ParanormalRomance #Poetry #ChristianFantasy

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Kasey Hill: books, biography, latest update
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November 9, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Can't wait! 📚
Very pleased to share that I’ll be launching my upcoming novel (At Dark, I Become Loathsome) at Brookline Booksmith on Tuesday, January 28, 2025. Paul Tremblay and Christopher Golden will be joining me in conversation.

All details can be found here: brooklinebooksmith.com/event/2025-0...
November 9, 2024 at 3:25 PM
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Most of you should have bought this already, but for the uninitiated...
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Amazon.com: Autumn in the Abyss Redux: 9781637896273: Smith, John Claude: Books
Amazon.com: Autumn in the Abyss Redux: 9781637896273: Smith, John Claude: Books
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November 8, 2024 at 7:37 PM
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Hello, Bluesky! Might as well get straight to the shameless self promo. This is my novel about my time on the street a la Bukowski--follow Ben Thibouville through his life of hustling drugs, fighting bastards, and other street horrors in Houston and Reno!

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Prince Junkie by Rob Tannahill
Ben Thibouville is an ex-con and drug addict living on the streets of Houston. He isn't searching for the deeper meaning of things, he's running from it. Seeing no point in struggling through the rat ...
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November 9, 2024 at 2:33 PM
"Dead Orphans," my first collection of dark short fiction. Available on Amazon, Barnes & Noble on paperback & large print. Also available on Amazon on ebook and Kindle Unlimited.

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You can also get any of my books signed and directly from me at my shop:

www.BertEdensShop.com
November 9, 2024 at 4:37 AM
With freezes ahead, probably the last pepper harvest of the year. Plus, they had pretty well slowed down to nothing with the cooler weather in general.

Gonna freeze them for later dehydrating or turning into pepper jellies.
October 24, 2023 at 10:37 PM