Lex Bertch
@bertch313.bsky.social
they/them
Assimilated Wt on paper Indigenous | #nonbinary | www/40+ | digi&analog #artist 🚫AI | Waawiyaatanong Detroit
LANDBACK / AIM
1sts, awards, can't care
I cannot afford to feed my rescue cat
plz support us
Linkr.bio/BERTCH
I block back 🤷
Assimilated Wt on paper Indigenous | #nonbinary | www/40+ | digi&analog #artist 🚫AI | Waawiyaatanong Detroit
LANDBACK / AIM
1sts, awards, can't care
I cannot afford to feed my rescue cat
plz support us
Linkr.bio/BERTCH
I block back 🤷
😂 White men are so thin skinned, it's ridiculous
Either that or his social media intern is younger than whatever internet mode I'm stuck in now
Whenever I'm too poor, my brain thinks it's 20 years younger with a retail job and a Silent Hill 2 habit and I don't care if I make fun of men online 🤷
Either that or his social media intern is younger than whatever internet mode I'm stuck in now
Whenever I'm too poor, my brain thinks it's 20 years younger with a retail job and a Silent Hill 2 habit and I don't care if I make fun of men online 🤷
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 AM
😂 White men are so thin skinned, it's ridiculous
Either that or his social media intern is younger than whatever internet mode I'm stuck in now
Whenever I'm too poor, my brain thinks it's 20 years younger with a retail job and a Silent Hill 2 habit and I don't care if I make fun of men online 🤷
Either that or his social media intern is younger than whatever internet mode I'm stuck in now
Whenever I'm too poor, my brain thinks it's 20 years younger with a retail job and a Silent Hill 2 habit and I don't care if I make fun of men online 🤷
Noem is gonna crack. Everyone call her ugly and fat publically and watch her lose her fkn mind.
She's as susceptible to the women are far and ugly beauty propaganda as anyone else her age, I've tested her.
And this is how you spin their warped capitalist bullshit back at them.
She's as susceptible to the women are far and ugly beauty propaganda as anyone else her age, I've tested her.
And this is how you spin their warped capitalist bullshit back at them.
November 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Noem is gonna crack. Everyone call her ugly and fat publically and watch her lose her fkn mind.
She's as susceptible to the women are far and ugly beauty propaganda as anyone else her age, I've tested her.
And this is how you spin their warped capitalist bullshit back at them.
She's as susceptible to the women are far and ugly beauty propaganda as anyone else her age, I've tested her.
And this is how you spin their warped capitalist bullshit back at them.
Toxic Ruffles
2009
A friend and I shot this outside their normal ass apt bldg near Dallas, TX
After a very difficult medical procedure I'm basically still trying to recover from and clearly never will be allowed to
2009
A friend and I shot this outside their normal ass apt bldg near Dallas, TX
After a very difficult medical procedure I'm basically still trying to recover from and clearly never will be allowed to
October 29, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Toxic Ruffles
2009
A friend and I shot this outside their normal ass apt bldg near Dallas, TX
After a very difficult medical procedure I'm basically still trying to recover from and clearly never will be allowed to
2009
A friend and I shot this outside their normal ass apt bldg near Dallas, TX
After a very difficult medical procedure I'm basically still trying to recover from and clearly never will be allowed to
This little bitch blocked me rather than responding reasonably to being told he was wrong about art
hilarious
hilarious
October 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
This little bitch blocked me rather than responding reasonably to being told he was wrong about art
hilarious
hilarious
October 20, 2025 at 4:48 PM
October 13, 2025 at 2:05 PM
If I was rich and didn't gaf about mutual aid
I would buy like 10 of these and stick them in a vacuum sealed box for 2 decades
I would buy like 10 of these and stick them in a vacuum sealed box for 2 decades
October 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If I was rich and didn't gaf about mutual aid
I would buy like 10 of these and stick them in a vacuum sealed box for 2 decades
I would buy like 10 of these and stick them in a vacuum sealed box for 2 decades
October 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Half ass colored some lil 2 line minimal mushies that came through me out of "the ether" one day
September 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Half ass colored some lil 2 line minimal mushies that came through me out of "the ether" one day
I made fucking tshirts, that's how unafraid I am given where we are
I WAS freaking out before the Twitter buy fuckup in 22, but they haven't been in control of the narrative at all since then
And they can't regain it
I WAS freaking out before the Twitter buy fuckup in 22, but they haven't been in control of the narrative at all since then
And they can't regain it
September 20, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I made fucking tshirts, that's how unafraid I am given where we are
I WAS freaking out before the Twitter buy fuckup in 22, but they haven't been in control of the narrative at all since then
And they can't regain it
I WAS freaking out before the Twitter buy fuckup in 22, but they haven't been in control of the narrative at all since then
And they can't regain it
Another double album jacket/cd cover for music I never made
September 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Another double album jacket/cd cover for music I never made
lazy T-shirt costumes are pretty universally hated
but irreverence is the only emotion I can muster to evoke for this bs at this point
but irreverence is the only emotion I can muster to evoke for this bs at this point
September 19, 2025 at 2:06 AM
lazy T-shirt costumes are pretty universally hated
but irreverence is the only emotion I can muster to evoke for this bs at this point
but irreverence is the only emotion I can muster to evoke for this bs at this point
Someone bad at Google!
what was the name of the emperor that used to dress up as a poor person to spy on his dudes?
I refuse to look it up for the 5000th time since 1996, because some of y'all need to learn how still,
& my ability to recall is only as deep as a search engine BECAUSE I grew up here
what was the name of the emperor that used to dress up as a poor person to spy on his dudes?
I refuse to look it up for the 5000th time since 1996, because some of y'all need to learn how still,
& my ability to recall is only as deep as a search engine BECAUSE I grew up here
August 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Someone bad at Google!
what was the name of the emperor that used to dress up as a poor person to spy on his dudes?
I refuse to look it up for the 5000th time since 1996, because some of y'all need to learn how still,
& my ability to recall is only as deep as a search engine BECAUSE I grew up here
what was the name of the emperor that used to dress up as a poor person to spy on his dudes?
I refuse to look it up for the 5000th time since 1996, because some of y'all need to learn how still,
& my ability to recall is only as deep as a search engine BECAUSE I grew up here
Suburban railroad intersection
The poles and tower watch over you while the railroad company steals your lifetime, just so we can have nuggets, trucks, and dollar store junque
The poles and tower watch over you while the railroad company steals your lifetime, just so we can have nuggets, trucks, and dollar store junque
August 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Suburban railroad intersection
The poles and tower watch over you while the railroad company steals your lifetime, just so we can have nuggets, trucks, and dollar store junque
The poles and tower watch over you while the railroad company steals your lifetime, just so we can have nuggets, trucks, and dollar store junque
This should never happen
For any reason
Ever
For any reason
Ever
August 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This should never happen
For any reason
Ever
For any reason
Ever
Kurt Busiek, Warren Ellis, Neil Gaimen, and Mike Mignola were some of my personal story telling heroes as a teen with only the comic book store to escape reality through
August 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Kurt Busiek, Warren Ellis, Neil Gaimen, and Mike Mignola were some of my personal story telling heroes as a teen with only the comic book store to escape reality through
