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@bert666.bsky.social
Anarchist•Vegan•Dad To Humans, Dogs and Cats•Hockey Fan•He/Him•Not good at bios
Listen to Blood Work, yall.
Consider this your second and final warning. (Second cos my dumbass forgot to black out the serial number the first time)
Consider this your second and final warning. (Second cos my dumbass forgot to black out the serial number the first time)
November 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Listen to Blood Work, yall.
Consider this your second and final warning. (Second cos my dumbass forgot to black out the serial number the first time)
Consider this your second and final warning. (Second cos my dumbass forgot to black out the serial number the first time)
In other news:
Schrödinger’s cat is either alive or dead in the box.
Schrödinger’s cat is either alive or dead in the box.
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
In other news:
Schrödinger’s cat is either alive or dead in the box.
Schrödinger’s cat is either alive or dead in the box.
The term “ruthlessly pragmatic” is both:
A) The most apt descriptor for the Democratic Party.
B) A combination of words that makes me want to start lighting things on fire and never stop.
A) The most apt descriptor for the Democratic Party.
B) A combination of words that makes me want to start lighting things on fire and never stop.
November 11, 2025 at 3:17 PM
The term “ruthlessly pragmatic” is both:
A) The most apt descriptor for the Democratic Party.
B) A combination of words that makes me want to start lighting things on fire and never stop.
A) The most apt descriptor for the Democratic Party.
B) A combination of words that makes me want to start lighting things on fire and never stop.
Sharon Osbourne can go fuck herself. I’m part Irish, part Ashkenazi. Not an excuse to be a fucking Zionist. @kneecapceol.bsky.social keep up the good work, boys. Looking forward to seeing yall in October in Seattle.
April 30, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Sharon Osbourne can go fuck herself. I’m part Irish, part Ashkenazi. Not an excuse to be a fucking Zionist. @kneecapceol.bsky.social keep up the good work, boys. Looking forward to seeing yall in October in Seattle.
My record player was crapping out. So I got this guy since it’s @propagandhi.com week. First spin on it had to be Failed States.
I’m so fucking stoked.
I’m so fucking stoked.
April 29, 2025 at 7:11 AM
My record player was crapping out. So I got this guy since it’s @propagandhi.com week. First spin on it had to be Failed States.
I’m so fucking stoked.
I’m so fucking stoked.
Jesus Christ. I don’t have words.
February 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Jesus Christ. I don’t have words.
Gosh, I hope no Luigi copycats get any ideas…
January 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Gosh, I hope no Luigi copycats get any ideas…
Juche has found its final form. Essentially exchanging human beings for life size Dennis Rodman Cutouts.
2000 years from how they’ll find Kim Jong Un’s burial site and it’s gonna be 8000 of these fucking things instead of Qin Shi Huang’s terracotta soldiers.
2000 years from how they’ll find Kim Jong Un’s burial site and it’s gonna be 8000 of these fucking things instead of Qin Shi Huang’s terracotta soldiers.
December 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Juche has found its final form. Essentially exchanging human beings for life size Dennis Rodman Cutouts.
2000 years from how they’ll find Kim Jong Un’s burial site and it’s gonna be 8000 of these fucking things instead of Qin Shi Huang’s terracotta soldiers.
2000 years from how they’ll find Kim Jong Un’s burial site and it’s gonna be 8000 of these fucking things instead of Qin Shi Huang’s terracotta soldiers.
My Apple replay had Punk for the whole year except when that Kneecap album dropped and evidently I was pretty bummed out in February.
December 4, 2024 at 1:55 PM
My Apple replay had Punk for the whole year except when that Kneecap album dropped and evidently I was pretty bummed out in February.
Being poor tip #146:
Homemade laundry detergent is cheap and easy and works really well. Some borax, washing soda and Castile soap (I use sals suds). Bring 6 cups of water to a boil, turn heat off but keep pot on burner, add one cup of washing soda, one cup of borax and mix until dissolved.
Homemade laundry detergent is cheap and easy and works really well. Some borax, washing soda and Castile soap (I use sals suds). Bring 6 cups of water to a boil, turn heat off but keep pot on burner, add one cup of washing soda, one cup of borax and mix until dissolved.
February 20, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Being poor tip #146:
Homemade laundry detergent is cheap and easy and works really well. Some borax, washing soda and Castile soap (I use sals suds). Bring 6 cups of water to a boil, turn heat off but keep pot on burner, add one cup of washing soda, one cup of borax and mix until dissolved.
Homemade laundry detergent is cheap and easy and works really well. Some borax, washing soda and Castile soap (I use sals suds). Bring 6 cups of water to a boil, turn heat off but keep pot on burner, add one cup of washing soda, one cup of borax and mix until dissolved.
This mug just hangs out by the sink in the kitchen area at my work and I fucking love it.
January 22, 2024 at 3:58 PM
This mug just hangs out by the sink in the kitchen area at my work and I fucking love it.
This takes so long to make but it’s always worth it.
August 9, 2023 at 2:47 PM
This takes so long to make but it’s always worth it.
My partner hung these flowers perfectly to still allow room for my pint to sit where I smoke. Pretty sure it wasn’t intentional but still major props.
August 7, 2023 at 3:55 AM
My partner hung these flowers perfectly to still allow room for my pint to sit where I smoke. Pretty sure it wasn’t intentional but still major props.
Making my kid do the double breading on the zucchini. Threatening to send her to the Arkansas Children Coal Mines. She got right to work.
August 2, 2023 at 1:32 AM
Making my kid do the double breading on the zucchini. Threatening to send her to the Arkansas Children Coal Mines. She got right to work.
Little kittens. Big nap.
July 30, 2023 at 11:50 PM
Little kittens. Big nap.
I do not have very many followers on the bird site but surprisingly yeah we are.
July 20, 2023 at 2:33 AM
I do not have very many followers on the bird site but surprisingly yeah we are.
Mad cow disease? Really? Is that still a thing?
Set aside the grotesque nature of meat for a moment, those burgers look like shit.
I’d grill his ass under the table with some Field Roast Burgers.
Set aside the grotesque nature of meat for a moment, those burgers look like shit.
I’d grill his ass under the table with some Field Roast Burgers.
July 8, 2023 at 3:22 PM
Mad cow disease? Really? Is that still a thing?
Set aside the grotesque nature of meat for a moment, those burgers look like shit.
I’d grill his ass under the table with some Field Roast Burgers.
Set aside the grotesque nature of meat for a moment, those burgers look like shit.
I’d grill his ass under the table with some Field Roast Burgers.
Yeet this man into the sun.
July 8, 2023 at 3:21 PM
Yeet this man into the sun.
Here’s a few showing how fucking painful it must be to be in a relationship with him.
I don’t know why but the fact that he’s QTing from a suspended account is endlessly funny to me.
I don’t know why but the fact that he’s QTing from a suspended account is endlessly funny to me.
July 8, 2023 at 3:21 PM
Here’s a few showing how fucking painful it must be to be in a relationship with him.
I don’t know why but the fact that he’s QTing from a suspended account is endlessly funny to me.
I don’t know why but the fact that he’s QTing from a suspended account is endlessly funny to me.
Going over Mr Teen Cryptos page and holy shit. There’s some fucking gems in there.
I love the storytelling here. His +10 charisma allows him to bitch about people still not engaging with him.
I love the storytelling here. His +10 charisma allows him to bitch about people still not engaging with him.
July 8, 2023 at 3:20 PM
Going over Mr Teen Cryptos page and holy shit. There’s some fucking gems in there.
I love the storytelling here. His +10 charisma allows him to bitch about people still not engaging with him.
I love the storytelling here. His +10 charisma allows him to bitch about people still not engaging with him.
Omfg. This sucks to be one of the first things I see today after opening my phone.
July 8, 2023 at 12:28 PM
Omfg. This sucks to be one of the first things I see today after opening my phone.
I think of those last words way too often.
July 7, 2023 at 4:37 AM
I think of those last words way too often.