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I found this influencer pregnancy photo on Instagram of the Airbnb we’re staying at and Iris helped me recreate it
May 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I’ve been enjoying the show Dark on Netflix that boldly asks (and answers) the question: what if you discovered a way to time travel but ONLY used it to commit incest
April 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
It's my last day at Slack! It has truly been the best job I've ever had and I'll miss everyone dearly but unfortunately it must end like all good things do - by shoving all this stuff into a cardboard Fedex box and handing it to a teenager at Mail Boxes Etc.
August 18, 2023 at 11:51 PM
I’ve been traveling through a lot of airports the last few weeks. I propose a new TSA rule - if you can chug half your water bottle in front of them you get to bring the other half on to the plane. I’m not aware of any ingestable bombs.
July 3, 2023 at 11:42 PM
I haven’t been to my Animal Crossing island in a while.
May 19, 2023 at 8:01 PM