Why is he moving like Michael Keaton as Batman?

Death by VR dicksucking machine!

Bleh. Cumberland sausage with teeth and a silly haircut.

Extremely average middle-aged men with fragile egos never settle for just a little exaggeration when talking about themselves. They always have to be the very best at everything, not only in the world, but in the entire history of our species.

For me it's the fact that *no one* even reacts to it in any shape, way or form. Nobody calls him out on it, there is zero backlash, it has become so perfectly normal, so accepted, from the guy representing the most powerful nation on earth, the "dignitiy of the office", it's all such a joke now!

Stiff competition.
Thank you for the marvelous alt text.

And DAMN does it hurt when he finally comes out!

How many children would his penis even have to devour in order to satisfy the caloric needs of a man his age and size?

Good, real men, who protect women, don't brag about grabbing them by the bits.

Are we gonna put their stuff in the British museum or melt it into a crown for one of the royals? Tradition is so important!

Damn. Only 17 and already middle-aged!

Good.