Bryan Burtner
berrynutbran.bsky.social
Bryan Burtner
@berrynutbran.bsky.social
I think I will do nothing for a long time but listen / And accrue what I hear into myself, and let sounds contribute toward me.
That’s never been my experience, but I’ve only ever celebrated it around dem-leaning (not insane) families, so maybe that’s why.
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Honestly I just drink every shot I pull. If the extraction’s off I just make it an Americano. I end up with really good espresso like 75% of the time and fine espresso (as good as many coffee shops serve) the other 25%.
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Bump everything down one spot and put PID at the top (which will include number 5 as a bonus)
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Hot dogs. It’s a perfectly good & normal condiment for them, and anyone who suggests otherwise is just being weird.
November 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
My very Trump-supporting uncle once told me Bernie was the only Dem he’d ever vote for.
November 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
To be clear: this definition of “ratio” has always been a stupid bastardization. But it’s Gen Z, so…
October 17, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Yes, it’s dumb to call it a ratio when the replier has vastly more followers than the OP, but they still do it anyway.
October 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
In fairness I’m pretty sure the Gen Z version (which clearly is what the DHS account is going for) is just used for “any time a reply to/quote of a tweet, in an attempt to dunk on the original, gets more likes than the original tweet.”
October 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Wait, where did the word “all” come from? You just completely made that up to make the previous person’s comment sound like it was making a ridiculous claim that it clearly wasn’t making, right? You can acknowledge that? That you just invented a different reality in which they said the word “all”?
October 15, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Isn’t that basically what Pete Davidson said?
October 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I mostly didn’t need it for this one, but I can’t tell you how nice it is when these things have the albums/artists labeled.
October 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Given the stakes, I’d prefer that any and all commanders who oppose this shit and have the backbone to stand up against it keep their jobs in the military. They’re more valuable as the final bulwarks against fascistic state violence than they are as pundits.
October 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM