Moon Bunny
@berrybunny.bsky.social
Snarky little thing. Deceptively cute. Prone to biting. Whispered rumors say the moon bunny is the real reason the dinosaurs all died.
Well, time to get to it, troll. Here's the bleach.
June 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Well, time to get to it, troll. Here's the bleach.
She visits me every night when I dream.
June 16, 2025 at 8:18 AM
She visits me every night when I dream.
Homoerotic tension sports can accidentally radiate under the guise of "masculinity."
FELLAS… IS IT GAY IF YOU:
* Maintain intense eye contact with another man for 30 full seconds
* Flex your muscles inches from another man's face
* Whisper threats that somehow sound suspiciously like pet names
FELLAS… IS IT GAY IF YOU:
* Maintain intense eye contact with another man for 30 full seconds
* Flex your muscles inches from another man's face
* Whisper threats that somehow sound suspiciously like pet names
April 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Homoerotic tension sports can accidentally radiate under the guise of "masculinity."
FELLAS… IS IT GAY IF YOU:
* Maintain intense eye contact with another man for 30 full seconds
* Flex your muscles inches from another man's face
* Whisper threats that somehow sound suspiciously like pet names
FELLAS… IS IT GAY IF YOU:
* Maintain intense eye contact with another man for 30 full seconds
* Flex your muscles inches from another man's face
* Whisper threats that somehow sound suspiciously like pet names
Yay! Nix is here! He just arrived. Now I can cheat at Kessel Sabacc.
April 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Yay! Nix is here! He just arrived. Now I can cheat at Kessel Sabacc.
the Emperor Penguin of McDonald Island giving a speech to citizens of the island that are angry about the tariffs imposed upon them by Trump.
If you're wondering what their signs say, they don't say anything, penguins can't read or write, and they have no exports. Go away, Donny.
If you're wondering what their signs say, they don't say anything, penguins can't read or write, and they have no exports. Go away, Donny.
April 4, 2025 at 6:58 AM
the Emperor Penguin of McDonald Island giving a speech to citizens of the island that are angry about the tariffs imposed upon them by Trump.
If you're wondering what their signs say, they don't say anything, penguins can't read or write, and they have no exports. Go away, Donny.
If you're wondering what their signs say, they don't say anything, penguins can't read or write, and they have no exports. Go away, Donny.
Your right to exist is leased.
Your food is conditional.
Your healthcare is aspirational.
Your dignity is optional.
Your suffering is expected.
Because a billionaire needs another yacht.
And your failure to enrich them?
That’s the only crime this system recognizes.
Your food is conditional.
Your healthcare is aspirational.
Your dignity is optional.
Your suffering is expected.
Because a billionaire needs another yacht.
And your failure to enrich them?
That’s the only crime this system recognizes.
April 3, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Your right to exist is leased.
Your food is conditional.
Your healthcare is aspirational.
Your dignity is optional.
Your suffering is expected.
Because a billionaire needs another yacht.
And your failure to enrich them?
That’s the only crime this system recognizes.
Your food is conditional.
Your healthcare is aspirational.
Your dignity is optional.
Your suffering is expected.
Because a billionaire needs another yacht.
And your failure to enrich them?
That’s the only crime this system recognizes.
If someone can be fired for being trans, then cis people can be fired for being suspected of being trans.
Trans rights are human rights.
Trans rights are human rights.
March 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
If someone can be fired for being trans, then cis people can be fired for being suspected of being trans.
Trans rights are human rights.
Trans rights are human rights.
If you have to wear a mask to hide your face while being photographed doing your supposedly government position job, then you need to rethink your life's choices, kids
March 24, 2025 at 8:36 AM
If you have to wear a mask to hide your face while being photographed doing your supposedly government position job, then you need to rethink your life's choices, kids
The "boobily" thing is just a joke about how cis men write women... Like not all, but many...
like...
like...
March 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The "boobily" thing is just a joke about how cis men write women... Like not all, but many...
like...
like...
And at her base, a plaque bearing a poem.
Not like the copper giant of ages past,
Standing aloof with torch held high and fast,
Here at our gates, a beacon does not gleam,
It flickers now, uncertain in its dream.
Not like the copper giant of ages past,
Standing aloof with torch held high and fast,
Here at our gates, a beacon does not gleam,
It flickers now, uncertain in its dream.
March 19, 2025 at 6:11 AM
And at her base, a plaque bearing a poem.
Not like the copper giant of ages past,
Standing aloof with torch held high and fast,
Here at our gates, a beacon does not gleam,
It flickers now, uncertain in its dream.
Not like the copper giant of ages past,
Standing aloof with torch held high and fast,
Here at our gates, a beacon does not gleam,
It flickers now, uncertain in its dream.
It needs to be said: If your idea of "going high" is LETTING fascists destroy civilization and freedom just so YOU can maintain your facade of being "civilized", then you're no better than them!
March 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
It needs to be said: If your idea of "going high" is LETTING fascists destroy civilization and freedom just so YOU can maintain your facade of being "civilized", then you're no better than them!
Am I really supposed to believe a horse drew this?
February 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Am I really supposed to believe a horse drew this?
In light of the anti-transgender executive order that inadvertently redefines "female" to include literally every human, I propose a new flag, since everybody in America is female according to the precise wording of the executive order in question.
January 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
In light of the anti-transgender executive order that inadvertently redefines "female" to include literally every human, I propose a new flag, since everybody in America is female according to the precise wording of the executive order in question.
An ancient shit post of mine from way back in the day. The song is Ma Baker by Boney M
December 11, 2024 at 6:14 AM
An ancient shit post of mine from way back in the day. The song is Ma Baker by Boney M