2/13
You looked pleased. Very pleased.
One can speculate about the hand down your pants... but I heard on Access Hollywood when you’re a star, people put their hands down your pants all the time.
But that’s beside the point.
#NobelFleecePrize

13/13
...and ultimately their democracy.
Truly world crass.

Congratulations, Don!
A Fleece Prize for the ages.
Your friend,
Bruce
#NobelFleecePrize

12/13

For the taxpayers from whom you’ve fleeced millions for golf and Secret Service rooms

For the tax break you gave yourself, your family, and your buddies

And finally, for the American people you’ve fleeced out of their health care, food security...
#NobelFleecePrize

11/13

For World Liberty Financial and the $TRUMP Meme Coin crypto grifts

For all the lawyers you… nah, never mind. They probably deserved it.
#NobelFleecePrize

10/13

For Trump Air

For Trump Steaks

For Trump Water

For Trump Bibles

For Trump Sneakers

For the Kennedy Center (you know what you did)

For the 747—you know the one I mean
#NobelFleecePrize

9/13

For all the suckers who contributed to the Trump Foundation closed by Tish James for corruption.
(Who knew you couldn’t give yourself a grant?!)

For all your students at Trump University
($25 mil fine—easy come, easy go)
#NobelFleecePrize

8/13
Look at this partial list of your triumphs!

For all the small contractors and mom & pop subcontractors you stiffed and put out of business at Trump Plaza Hotel, NY; Trump Castle; and the Trump Taj Mahal. The Taj was a good one!
#NobelFleecePrize

7/13
A category in which you're without peer.
A category you define.
A category that should be retired once awarded to you.
🥁🥁🥁
THE NOBEL FLEECE PRIZE
#NobelFleecePrize

6/13
And just between us buddies, most people know this.
However, let not your heart be troubled.
I, your friend Bruce, have nominated you in a different category. A more suitable category. And you're a shoe-in!
#NobelFleecePrize

5/13
...a nomination by your friend, one of the most loathsome human beings walking the planet, might not get you to first base.
And call me crazy, but I don’t believe the words “peace” and “harmony” have ever appeared in the same sentence with your name.
#NobelFleecePrize

4/13
However, given 34 felonies, a deadly insurrection, two impeachments, a sexual abuser conviction, Stormy D., that ridiculous dance-thing you do with your arms, and (biggest sin of all) clapping on one and three...
#NobelFleecePrize

3/13
The point is, I know there are few things in your world you want more than the Nobel Peace Prize.
The Prize is described as “a beacon of global recognition for those who champion peace and harmony.” Cue laugh track.
#NobelFleecePrize

The government should be run as the not-for-profit business it is; mission-driven not profit-driven. The mission is the Preamble to the Constitution.