Berna is querying 🧿
@bernawrites.bsky.social
Rom-com writer. Runs on coffee and spite. #writingcommunity #amwriting
ASSISTANT TO THE VILLAIN x AWGtFDAD
Sometimes, hell is exactly where you want to be. Especially if the Lord of the Underworld worships the ground you and your twelve goats walk on. No wonder you'd go up against anyone to stay - even God and her stupid bingo nights.
#questpit #q #MaybeTodaySatan
Sometimes, hell is exactly where you want to be. Especially if the Lord of the Underworld worships the ground you and your twelve goats walk on. No wonder you'd go up against anyone to stay - even God and her stupid bingo nights.
#questpit #q #MaybeTodaySatan
August 6, 2025 at 5:04 AM
ASSISTANT TO THE VILLAIN x AWGtFDAD
Sometimes, hell is exactly where you want to be. Especially if the Lord of the Underworld worships the ground you and your twelve goats walk on. No wonder you'd go up against anyone to stay - even God and her stupid bingo nights.
#questpit #q #MaybeTodaySatan
Sometimes, hell is exactly where you want to be. Especially if the Lord of the Underworld worships the ground you and your twelve goats walk on. No wonder you'd go up against anyone to stay - even God and her stupid bingo nights.
#questpit #q #MaybeTodaySatan
Cordelia likes people, photography & observing Nate making cocktails.
Nate hates everything, especially his sweet regular Cordy. But when his boss tasks them with creating a new cocktail menu, things get shaky, feelings get mixed, & everybody is craving a drink #questpit #rc #wip
Nate hates everything, especially his sweet regular Cordy. But when his boss tasks them with creating a new cocktail menu, things get shaky, feelings get mixed, & everybody is craving a drink #questpit #rc #wip
August 6, 2025 at 4:37 AM
“You look very handsome today,” I said, taking in Death’s formidable form at my door. The black t-shirt hugged his bulky body, and the leather jacket was just tight enough to make me wish I was a dead cow hanging over his broad shoulders.
#Joypit #SatanWip2 #RC #RF
#Joypit #SatanWip2 #RC #RF
June 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
“You look very handsome today,” I said, taking in Death’s formidable form at my door. The black t-shirt hugged his bulky body, and the leather jacket was just tight enough to make me wish I was a dead cow hanging over his broad shoulders.
#Joypit #SatanWip2 #RC #RF
#Joypit #SatanWip2 #RC #RF
Boundaries, dude.
April 30, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Boundaries, dude.
Oh to be a cat on a table in the sunshine
April 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Oh to be a cat on a table in the sunshine
The cat and I going through all the awesome movie posters of #posterpit. What a fun, creative event! Thanks, @posterpit.bsky.social And thanks to everybody for the love on my pitches 🥹🌸
April 20, 2025 at 5:38 AM
The cat and I going through all the awesome movie posters of #posterpit. What a fun, creative event! Thanks, @posterpit.bsky.social And thanks to everybody for the love on my pitches 🥹🌸
Gabriel is a witch. Sage isn't. Sure he's suspicious when the cute con-artist opens up a magic shop next to his apothecary. But when she's accused of murder through love potion, he reluctantly comes to her aid. How to catch a killer, when magic is in the air? #posterpit #wip
April 19, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Gabriel is a witch. Sage isn't. Sure he's suspicious when the cute con-artist opens up a magic shop next to his apothecary. But when she's accused of murder through love potion, he reluctantly comes to her aid. How to catch a killer, when magic is in the air? #posterpit #wip
THE HATING GAME x MISTLETOE & MR. RIGHT
🙄 Annoyemies-to-lovers
⛈️ Grumpy vs Sunshine ☀️
🎄Hallmarky Christmas Vibes
🛌 There’s only one bed (and he yeets her out of it)
❄️ Clumsy FMC, protective MMC
👠 Fierce bestie meddling
#posterpit #posterpitq #rc #a
🙄 Annoyemies-to-lovers
⛈️ Grumpy vs Sunshine ☀️
🎄Hallmarky Christmas Vibes
🛌 There’s only one bed (and he yeets her out of it)
❄️ Clumsy FMC, protective MMC
👠 Fierce bestie meddling
#posterpit #posterpitq #rc #a
April 19, 2025 at 5:11 AM
THE HATING GAME x MISTLETOE & MR. RIGHT
🙄 Annoyemies-to-lovers
⛈️ Grumpy vs Sunshine ☀️
🎄Hallmarky Christmas Vibes
🛌 There’s only one bed (and he yeets her out of it)
❄️ Clumsy FMC, protective MMC
👠 Fierce bestie meddling
#posterpit #posterpitq #rc #a
🙄 Annoyemies-to-lovers
⛈️ Grumpy vs Sunshine ☀️
🎄Hallmarky Christmas Vibes
🛌 There’s only one bed (and he yeets her out of it)
❄️ Clumsy FMC, protective MMC
👠 Fierce bestie meddling
#posterpit #posterpitq #rc #a
"Isn't scaring me your job?"
"I'm the Devil, not the Boogieman, Sweetheart."
#posterpit #posterpitq #romantasy
"I'm the Devil, not the Boogieman, Sweetheart."
#posterpit #posterpitq #romantasy
April 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
"Isn't scaring me your job?"
"I'm the Devil, not the Boogieman, Sweetheart."
#posterpit #posterpitq #romantasy
"I'm the Devil, not the Boogieman, Sweetheart."
#posterpit #posterpitq #romantasy
April 5, 2025 at 2:42 PM
“Welcome to Sage Against The Machine, how can I hex you today?” a blonde woman with the most dazzling smile welcomed me as I strolled into my own property and my best friend’s old bookshop which, apparently, had become a witch’s den while I had been gone
#1stLinePit #conwitchwip
#1stLinePit #conwitchwip
April 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“Welcome to Sage Against The Machine, how can I hex you today?” a blonde woman with the most dazzling smile welcomed me as I strolled into my own property and my best friend’s old bookshop which, apparently, had become a witch’s den while I had been gone
#1stLinePit #conwitchwip
#1stLinePit #conwitchwip
“Satan, please, have mercy,” a shrill voice echoed against the cavernous ceiling of Hell’s Throne Hall, grating on my nerves.
#1stlinepit #MaybeTodaySatan #amquerying
#1stlinepit #MaybeTodaySatan #amquerying
April 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
“Satan, please, have mercy,” a shrill voice echoed against the cavernous ceiling of Hell’s Throne Hall, grating on my nerves.
#1stlinepit #MaybeTodaySatan #amquerying
#1stlinepit #MaybeTodaySatan #amquerying
Eid Mubarak!
I'm not the most religious of people (shocking, I know 😁), so today is mostly about good food and fun.
I'm not the most religious of people (shocking, I know 😁), so today is mostly about good food and fun.
March 30, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Eid Mubarak!
I'm not the most religious of people (shocking, I know 😁), so today is mostly about good food and fun.
I'm not the most religious of people (shocking, I know 😁), so today is mostly about good food and fun.
Next level chill
March 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Next level chill
I think I might have pitched too often, but I can't help myself, #unhingedpit is when the weirdness comes out to play. Sorry not sorry
March 28, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I think I might have pitched too often, but I can't help myself, #unhingedpit is when the weirdness comes out to play. Sorry not sorry
March 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
March 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
March 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
When Gabriel just wants to drop off some super pretentious special coffee, but Summer isn't dressed yet. She's so unserious.
#unhingedpit #conwitchwip
#unhingedpit #conwitchwip
March 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
When Gabriel just wants to drop off some super pretentious special coffee, but Summer isn't dressed yet. She's so unserious.
#unhingedpit #conwitchwip
#unhingedpit #conwitchwip
March 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
"Why aren't you writing?"
March 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
"Why aren't you writing?"
ASSISTANT TO THE VILLAIN x A WITCH'S GUIDE TO FAKE DATING A DEMON
☀️Sunshine & Cinnamon Roll
💞Love at first sight
🥰Cozy comedic romantasy
🤝Dual POV
🔥Set in Hell (and Heaven)
🐐12 Goats, 2 Alpacas, 1 Three-Headed dog
#luckypit #popuppit #amquerying #MaybeTodaySatan
☀️Sunshine & Cinnamon Roll
💞Love at first sight
🥰Cozy comedic romantasy
🤝Dual POV
🔥Set in Hell (and Heaven)
🐐12 Goats, 2 Alpacas, 1 Three-Headed dog
#luckypit #popuppit #amquerying #MaybeTodaySatan
March 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM
ASSISTANT TO THE VILLAIN x A WITCH'S GUIDE TO FAKE DATING A DEMON
☀️Sunshine & Cinnamon Roll
💞Love at first sight
🥰Cozy comedic romantasy
🤝Dual POV
🔥Set in Hell (and Heaven)
🐐12 Goats, 2 Alpacas, 1 Three-Headed dog
#luckypit #popuppit #amquerying #MaybeTodaySatan
☀️Sunshine & Cinnamon Roll
💞Love at first sight
🥰Cozy comedic romantasy
🤝Dual POV
🔥Set in Hell (and Heaven)
🐐12 Goats, 2 Alpacas, 1 Three-Headed dog
#luckypit #popuppit #amquerying #MaybeTodaySatan
Poppy wouldn't have expected to accidentally end up in Hell & date Satan, yet, here she was. Thankfully her new beau is willing to do anything to get her back when she is ordered to Heaven - even team up with her evil sister & go up against God.
#luckypit #popuppit #amquerying
#luckypit #popuppit #amquerying
March 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Poppy wouldn't have expected to accidentally end up in Hell & date Satan, yet, here she was. Thankfully her new beau is willing to do anything to get her back when she is ordered to Heaven - even team up with her evil sister & go up against God.
#luckypit #popuppit #amquerying
#luckypit #popuppit #amquerying
