he’s not electable with any Californian that has been sentient for more than a couple months. He’s got maybe one or two great social media folks on the team, but he’s always had the moral integrity of polyester wind sock.

🎶They're taking over the boardrooms, and they're fat and full of pride🎵

i wanna fist-bump his mom*

*or equivalent influential nurturer who led him right morally

Statement from the NYT, which is useful context, but still feel like you gotta mention it in the column!

I haven’t been a casual magic listener, so you may have done a bunch of this already, but I feel like the commanders/legendaries borrow heavily from various pantheons, with those kinds of archetypes strongly represented. Thinking of my Kaseto deck and my Kaalia deck. Memes endure.

this also goes for Rubio, Trump, and all of the vicious little DOGE boys

your “religious syncretism in Marvel’s Black Panther” thread opened my eyes to this many years back, have been following ever since. Stories are powerful.