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@bergsauce.bsky.social
Bell/End. Abortion survivor. Never a vegan. Never a comedian.
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Ok here goes:
"Top Secret!" is, pound-for-pound, the funniest movie I have ever seen and it is statistically unlikely that a movie that funny will be made in my lifetime.
"Top Secret!" is, pound-for-pound, the funniest movie I have ever seen and it is statistically unlikely that a movie that funny will be made in my lifetime.
April 19, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Ok here goes:
"Top Secret!" is, pound-for-pound, the funniest movie I have ever seen and it is statistically unlikely that a movie that funny will be made in my lifetime.
"Top Secret!" is, pound-for-pound, the funniest movie I have ever seen and it is statistically unlikely that a movie that funny will be made in my lifetime.
Really regret naming my son Tariff
(Pronounced tuh-reef)
(Pronounced tuh-reef)
April 3, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Really regret naming my son Tariff
(Pronounced tuh-reef)
(Pronounced tuh-reef)
I was recently asked "Who is someone you've never met but who you somehow love with all your heart?" and my immediate answer was Phil Margera.
March 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I was recently asked "Who is someone you've never met but who you somehow love with all your heart?" and my immediate answer was Phil Margera.
The US gov't has begun slashing $400 million in grants funding from #ColumbiaUniversity and my buddies Pete Venkman and Ray Stantz were among the first to be culled.
March 16, 2025 at 11:02 AM
The US gov't has begun slashing $400 million in grants funding from #ColumbiaUniversity and my buddies Pete Venkman and Ray Stantz were among the first to be culled.
One time I bought something on eBay just to throw it away because I was sick of seeing it in search results for like 2 years
March 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
One time I bought something on eBay just to throw it away because I was sick of seeing it in search results for like 2 years
“It’s smells like updog in here.”
“What’s updog?”
*BANG*
“What’s updog?”
*BANG*
March 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
“It’s smells like updog in here.”
“What’s updog?”
*BANG*
“What’s updog?”
*BANG*
A great movie.
March 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
A great movie.
I ordered a pound of baloney from my deli and they gave me a bag of Rage Against the Machine CDs
March 6, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I ordered a pound of baloney from my deli and they gave me a bag of Rage Against the Machine CDs
I like Rage Against the Machine's debut album Rage Against the Machine because the bass playing sounds like when I slap my limp 12-inch dong around the inside of a urinal.
February 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I like Rage Against the Machine's debut album Rage Against the Machine because the bass playing sounds like when I slap my limp 12-inch dong around the inside of a urinal.
I don't know what's itchier, John Wayne's trigger finger or my asshole.
(this site sucks too)
(this site sucks too)
February 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I don't know what's itchier, John Wayne's trigger finger or my asshole.
(this site sucks too)
(this site sucks too)
"I dunno man, I think this ghost pepper is a dud. I don't really feel the burn. How's yours treating you?"
Me:
Me:
February 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
"I dunno man, I think this ghost pepper is a dud. I don't really feel the burn. How's yours treating you?"
Me:
Me:
I just read a bit in Samuel Pepys' diaries where he says he crossed his legs too fast and crushed his balls (or ‘cods’ as he calls them) so bad that he immediately had to leave work and was in so much pain the next day he couldn’t leave the house.
cc: @dennisbhooper.bsky.social
cc: @dennisbhooper.bsky.social
January 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I just read a bit in Samuel Pepys' diaries where he says he crossed his legs too fast and crushed his balls (or ‘cods’ as he calls them) so bad that he immediately had to leave work and was in so much pain the next day he couldn’t leave the house.
cc: @dennisbhooper.bsky.social
cc: @dennisbhooper.bsky.social
It wasn't until I heard this solo on the Roger Waters song "Amused to Death III" that #JeffBeck became an instant favorite. I was lucky to see him a few times in my day and I will always revere him. One of a kind. RIP. A grim anniversary for sure.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNcF...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNcF...
Roger Waters - What God Wants, Part III
YouTube video by Confusion In Motion
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January 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
It wasn't until I heard this solo on the Roger Waters song "Amused to Death III" that #JeffBeck became an instant favorite. I was lucky to see him a few times in my day and I will always revere him. One of a kind. RIP. A grim anniversary for sure.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNcF...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNcF...
"Sunshine Smile" by Adorable is one of the best songs I have ever heard and this is a genre of music I generally don't care for and I don't even know what genre it is https://youtu.be/Ffbg0a2x3Aw
August 8, 2023 at 9:47 PM
"Sunshine Smile" by Adorable is one of the best songs I have ever heard and this is a genre of music I generally don't care for and I don't even know what genre it is https://youtu.be/Ffbg0a2x3Aw
Pssssttt. Non-Scots BlueSky people. Limmy's Show is the best. https://youtu.be/0k3tsb2owY8
July 30, 2023 at 11:28 PM
Pssssttt. Non-Scots BlueSky people. Limmy's Show is the best. https://youtu.be/0k3tsb2owY8
Hi BlueSkyers! Sinead, The Band (Rick Danko, Levon Helm, and Garth Hudson), and Roger Waters performing 'Mother' at The Wall Live in Berlin, 1990. Pretty good! https://youtu.be/QRbKXACBaoc
Roger Waters Mother The Wall Live at Berlin
1990 Live in Berlin "Mother" by Sinéad O'Connor & The Band; accordion by Garth Hudson, vocals by Rick Danko & Levon Helm;
youtu.be
July 27, 2023 at 8:06 PM
Hi BlueSkyers! Sinead, The Band (Rick Danko, Levon Helm, and Garth Hudson), and Roger Waters performing 'Mother' at The Wall Live in Berlin, 1990. Pretty good! https://youtu.be/QRbKXACBaoc
Hi! I'm the new king of BlueSky. Need anything? Give me a shout. Cheers!
July 26, 2023 at 5:18 PM
Hi! I'm the new king of BlueSky. Need anything? Give me a shout. Cheers!