Bergkamp's Brain
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Imagine being 6 steps ahead of the rest, but to appear vaguely mortal, you tune it down to be only 3 steps ahead
Me too! I wanted him to stay as well
January 5, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Me too! I wanted him to stay as well
Wow...2 games in to the season 🤣
January 5, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Wow...2 games in to the season 🤣
Perhaps they thought it was £8.7M?
Must have been some chocolate on the fax page
I'm guessing Spurs still use fax to communicate
Must have been some chocolate on the fax page
I'm guessing Spurs still use fax to communicate
January 5, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Perhaps they thought it was £8.7M?
Must have been some chocolate on the fax page
I'm guessing Spurs still use fax to communicate
Must have been some chocolate on the fax page
I'm guessing Spurs still use fax to communicate
Have any of those named been taken on by anyone meaningful since leaving Man U?
January 5, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Have any of those named been taken on by anyone meaningful since leaving Man U?
They have to play City before us....a bit like Chelsea did
January 5, 2026 at 10:32 AM
They have to play City before us....a bit like Chelsea did
He likes a Cobra, so he must be visiting a snake charmer
December 31, 2025 at 10:14 PM
He likes a Cobra, so he must be visiting a snake charmer
A thimble of wine?
a person is holding another person 's hand in their palm
ALT: a person is holding another person 's hand in their palm
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December 26, 2025 at 11:33 AM
A thimble of wine?
Who was in the team that day.... Ian Wright, Tony Adams, Stefan Schwarz?
December 26, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Who was in the team that day.... Ian Wright, Tony Adams, Stefan Schwarz?
No clue to be honest. Guessing neither of them are Spurs 🤷♂️
December 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
No clue to be honest. Guessing neither of them are Spurs 🤷♂️
Can't complain about the point. We didn't do enough to win this one. We looked a bit off it in midfield and up front, perhaps a little unfamiliar in defence at times
November 30, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Can't complain about the point. We didn't do enough to win this one. We looked a bit off it in midfield and up front, perhaps a little unfamiliar in defence at times
Saliba and Gabriel as two of them 👍
November 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Saliba and Gabriel as two of them 👍
It's "re-refereeing" the game one week and getting the "correct decision" the next week
Bollocks to Sky pundits
Bollocks to Sky pundits
November 30, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It's "re-refereeing" the game one week and getting the "correct decision" the next week
Bollocks to Sky pundits
Bollocks to Sky pundits