To toddler: Are you thirsty?
Toddler: dramatically throws self to the floor

Mini personal nightmare: Desperate, having barely made it, I finally close the restroom door behind me only to discover it's one of those eco-friendly toilets with the flat poop shelf inside the bowl

My toddler loves to help me put things away. This is fantastic until you're trying to check out of a hotel room and need to triple check every crevice as they "help tidy" behind you. Where is my charger??????

#snow ❄️

Don't sell me a battery operated children's toy without the batteries 😤

Of course there's a local smoking a dart in shorts right now in this blizzard

I wish usa would get on board with bidets

Breastfeeding: other people's screaming children make my boobs leak?

I believe my toddler would accept berries as currency if the world came down to it

Why hand no make what brain see

My baby is in the "No and Throw" stage 🙏

I love throwing things away but I hate taking the garbage to the can outside.