These are cursed Civ IV leader portraits. I love them

Your generosity. Remember that time when you were speaking to a homeless guy outside Tesco and you bought him a sandwich. Then a barefoot kid walked past and you gave her your shoes. As you were unlacing them your kicks you overheard a woman say how she needed a kidney and we jumped in an Uber to th

I just take a photo of the slip the person at the desk gives me. So every time someone asks me, I have to make them wait while I get out the Photos app

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

Thank you!

I can’t seem to read the site without a full screen advert for tickets blocking the entire page. There’s no button to dismiss and clicking the button just opens the ticket page in a new tab. Can you add a close button on it?