bergamot5
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The god to whom Washington prayed was a different god than the god of today's conservative evangelicals.
It's also not the god of Donald Trump, who is Donald Trump.
It's also not the god of Donald Trump, who is Donald Trump.
December 27, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The god to whom Washington prayed was a different god than the god of today's conservative evangelicals.
It's also not the god of Donald Trump, who is Donald Trump.
It's also not the god of Donald Trump, who is Donald Trump.
Remember Jesus saying "Whoever sinks their boats and steals their oil shall gain the Kingdom of Heaven". JD Vance does.
December 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Remember Jesus saying "Whoever sinks their boats and steals their oil shall gain the Kingdom of Heaven". JD Vance does.
I'm so old, I remember when conservatives hated quotas.
December 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I'm so old, I remember when conservatives hated quotas.
Fools are fools. Fools can never become wise.
December 18, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Fools are fools. Fools can never become wise.
Thanks for the reminder that we used to have Presidents who could read maps.
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Thanks for the reminder that we used to have Presidents who could read maps.
Eew. Democrats could probably get more votes with "More Cowbell!"
November 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Eew. Democrats could probably get more votes with "More Cowbell!"
Please no. Our oceans are already in terrible shape.
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Please no. Our oceans are already in terrible shape.
Trump sounds like the world's worst LLM.
November 18, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Trump sounds like the world's worst LLM.
Like most Republicans, Trump also doesn't believe that an American can be a war criminal.
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Like most Republicans, Trump also doesn't believe that an American can be a war criminal.
Before speculating about the 2028 Presidential election we should be certain that there will be a 2028 Presidential election.
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Before speculating about the 2028 Presidential election we should be certain that there will be a 2028 Presidential election.
Paul Hornung and Alex Karras were suspended for a year for betting on NFL games, because any sane person knew that mixing gambling with professional sports was a terrible thing.
Sometimes I miss the 20th Century.
Sometimes I miss the 20th Century.
November 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Paul Hornung and Alex Karras were suspended for a year for betting on NFL games, because any sane person knew that mixing gambling with professional sports was a terrible thing.
Sometimes I miss the 20th Century.
Sometimes I miss the 20th Century.
Rove's constructive forward looking agenda was tax cuts for rich people and an endless Middle East war.
November 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Rove's constructive forward looking agenda was tax cuts for rich people and an endless Middle East war.
I eagerly await the creation of collective farms on Staten Island.
November 5, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I eagerly await the creation of collective farms on Staten Island.
"The sandwich's DNA test was inconclusive."
November 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"The sandwich's DNA test was inconclusive."
Frum loves the Unitary Executive principle, just not the current Unitary Executive.
But that's the thing about dictatorships: you don't get to choose.
But that's the thing about dictatorships: you don't get to choose.
November 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Frum loves the Unitary Executive principle, just not the current Unitary Executive.
But that's the thing about dictatorships: you don't get to choose.
But that's the thing about dictatorships: you don't get to choose.
Wait, I thought Christians are only persecuted in Nigeria.
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Wait, I thought Christians are only persecuted in Nigeria.
Obama's relationship with William Ayers was a scandal in the media for weeks.
Vance friends with Neo-nazis? *shrug*
Vance friends with Neo-nazis? *shrug*
November 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Obama's relationship with William Ayers was a scandal in the media for weeks.
Vance friends with Neo-nazis? *shrug*
Vance friends with Neo-nazis? *shrug*
Please don't tell Trump about Jefferson Davis.
October 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Please don't tell Trump about Jefferson Davis.
A new generation of Americans are going to learn firsthand about "plausible deniability."
October 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
A new generation of Americans are going to learn firsthand about "plausible deniability."
The Law? Is that still around?
October 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The Law? Is that still around?
It won't have a $1.99 breakfast buffet.
October 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
It won't have a $1.99 breakfast buffet.
When a pundit claims that D's are moving left on an issue, the "moved left" position usually would have been a mainstream D position in 1975.
October 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
When a pundit claims that D's are moving left on an issue, the "moved left" position usually would have been a mainstream D position in 1975.
To their tiny credit, I haven't seen the phrase "heighten the contradictions" for a while.
October 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
To their tiny credit, I haven't seen the phrase "heighten the contradictions" for a while.
In the US / Israel relationship, it's been unclear for a while which is the vassal state.
October 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
In the US / Israel relationship, it's been unclear for a while which is the vassal state.