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We can’t stop here. This is bat country.

Your DMs confuse and frighten me. He/him
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Clue. The Movie It’s not just a game anymore. Eileen Brennon Mrs Peacock Tim Curry Wadsworth Madeline Kahn Mrs White Christopher Lloyd Professor Plum Michael McKean Mr Green Martin Mull Colonel Mustard Lesley Ann Warren Mrs Scarlet
October 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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DEVO came all the way to DC just to play music for me. WTF?
DEVO playing “Girl U Want at the Anthem in Washington, DC DEVO playing their cover of “Satisfaction” by The Rolling Stones at the Anthem in Washington, DC.
May 4, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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A post in r/music asking why the Dude in the movie “The Big Lebowski” hates the Eagles. Reply from 0000000000000007: “Even the Eagles hate the Eagles.”
April 7, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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I’m busy this afternoon please don’t bother me.
My calendar entry for 2025-03-14: 12:30 to 14:30 - Actualizing Synergies 14:30 to 16:00 - Synergizing Actualities 16:00 to 17:00 - GFTD
March 14, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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Post from r/shittmoviesetails with photo of a person dressed as Nosferatu with a haircut like Adolf Hitler. Caption: “Nosferatu (2024) takes place in Germany because American test audiences were offended by Transylvania.”
March 11, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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I’m back, baby.
Photo of me, 5 weeks post surgery driving my GTI again. Left foot comfortably depressing the clutch; right foot on the brake. Steering wheel and dashboard console in the foreground.
March 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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If you see this, post a photo from your device with no explanation.
Scene from the show MXC of someone wiping out during one of the challenges. The closed captioning always mistakenly transcribes “MXC impact replay” as “Taco Bell impact replay”.
February 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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I stand by this statement.
Facebook post from Steven Krise Dec 29, 2017 Having seen The Last Jedi for a second time today, I believe Episode IX should be 2 and a half hours of Kylo Ren and Rey interacting, interspersed with cut scenes of the Millenium Falcon flying through ridiculously tight spaces.
January 31, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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With alt text.
"Historians have a word for Germans who joined the Nazi party, not because they hated Jews, but out of a hope for restored patriotism, or a sense of economic anxiety, or a hope to preserve their religious values, or dislike of their opponents, or raw political opportunism, or convenience, or ignorance, or greed. That word is "Nazi." Nobody cares about their motives anymore. They joined what they joined. They lent their support and their moral approval. And, in so doing, they bound themselves to everything that came after. Who cares any more what particular knot they used in the binding?" A.R. Moxon
January 30, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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How it started vs how it’s going.
Dressing on my lower left leg after surgery to remove bone spurs and perform gastroc recession on my left Achilles in May 2023. Dressing on my lower left leg after re-doing gastroc recession on my left Achilles, January 2025.
January 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Post by Gin and Tacos on Facebook: “Colombian Tariffs” to the tune of Detachable Penis.
January 28, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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It’s a pinewood derby track again.
My Girl Scout service unit’s aluminum pinewood derby track is setup and ready for the race tomorrow. View is looking at the full length of the track from just behind the starting gate to the finish line and timer.
January 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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Screenshot from ProgrammerHumor community on Reddit. Post from kitze “it’s 2025. blows my mind there are devs out there rawdogging code manually without *any* llm support, no cursor, no composer, no chat, no copilot, not even chatgpt.” Reply from Kenneth “yeah it’s called programming”
January 24, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Mission accomplished. I finished my post shoveling beers. I’m digging these Miller High Life stubbies (7 oz bottles) I got at the local co-op.
6 pack of Miller High Life stubbie (7 oz) bottles. I keep them outside on my front porch so they stay extra cold.
January 20, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Totally not obscured by clouds.
Photo of an icicle hanging from the eaves of my front porch. In the background is the street I live on and my neighbors across the street. In the distance the pale orange, yellow glow of the sun setting over the Blue Ridge Mtns.
January 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Getting my money’s worth out of the hand me down snow thrower my neighbors and I resurrected from the dead. Cleared my neighborhood sidewalks and my driveway today. Sitting down with a beer.
Photo of me wearing a black long sleeve T-shirt and wool hat my sister-in-law knitted for me. My beard and wool hat are crusted with ice/snow blowback from the snow thrower after clearing sidewalks and driveway.
January 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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It’s cookie season! My Girl Scout has setup her online digital store. Her troop is raising money to take a cooking class and fund an end of year trip to Hershey Park. Please order some cookies to get your cookie fix shipped to your front door. Thanks!

www.gsdigitalcookie.com/cookie/landi...
Ingredients and Food Allergen Guide for Girl Scout cookies from Little Brownie bakers. All our cookies have: NO High-Fructose Corn Syrup - NO Parrially Hydrogenated Oils (PHO) - Zero grams trans fat per serving - RSPI Certified (Mass Balance) Palm Oil - Halal Certified In the list below: C means Contains M means manufactured in a shared facility with * means made with coconut Adventurefuls: real cocoa, kosher certified = OU, D, peanut = M, tree nut = M, wheat = C, soy = C, milk = C, egg = M Lemon-Ups: No artificial flavors, made with natural flavors, kosher certified = OU, D, peanut = M, tree nut = M, wheat = C, soy = C, milk = C, egg = M Trefoils: kosher certified = OU, D, peanut = M, tree nut = M, wheat = C, soy = C, milk = C, egg = M Do-Si-Does: made with natural flavors, kosher certified = OU, D peanut = C, tree nut = M, wheat = C, soy = C, milk = C, egg = M Samoas: real cocoa, kosher certified = OU, D, peanut = M, tree nut = C*, wheat = C, soy = C, milk = C, egg = M Tagalongs: real cocoa, kosher certified = OU, D, peanut = C, tree nut = M, wheat = C, soy = C, milk = C, egg = M Thin Mints: real cocoa, made with vegan ingredients, kosher certified = OU, peanut = M, tree nut = M, wheat = C, soy = C, milk = M, egg = M S’mores: made with natural flavors, real cocoa, kosher certified = OU, D, peanut = M, tree nut = M, wheat = C, soy = C, milk = C, egg = M, sesame = M Toffee-Tastic: no artificial flavors, gluten free, kosher certified = OU, D, peanut = M, tree nut = M, wheat = M, soy = C, milk = C, egg = M
January 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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If you see this, post an archer.
Sterling Archer is bursting thru a door jubilantly wearing his usual gray suit, white shirt, and blue tie. Top text: Seriously Bottom text: are we not doing phrasing anymore?
January 17, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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Weird ass comic in a Danish modern art museum. Sent by a friend.
Frenetic comic cover showing a chaotic scene. Top text: Scott Hanselmann, Krisezone The background is an exploding ball of fire, centered is a large white owl(?) face with giant pink eyes with tiny constricted pupils. The owl is frowning. To the owl’s right is a green witch with a large nose and oversized black pointy hat. She is also frowning. In front of the witch are 2 bipedal dogs running away. The smaller one is dressed in tank top and shorts. The larger one is dressed in blue long sleeved shirt and gray pants. To the owl’s left is another bipedal dog, a gray frowning cat(?), a person with lizard skin, just a head of a light skinned person wearing large black sunglasses and a burgundy dunce cap with a large black handlebar mustache. There is another smaller with and a black teddy bear wearing a blue cravat. In front of them is a red sports car like a Corvette burning rubber driving away. In the foreground, the ground beneath their feet transitions from a wooden floor (like a stage), to a small town with a house trees, and a yard, to the black void of outer space with stars. There is also someone standing next to the red car wearing a green sweatshirt, blue pants, hold a staff.
January 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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That’s all we can ask.
Jovial, farmer wearing a flannel shirt and overalls standing in front of a field squinting at the sunlight and smiling slightly. Top text: It ain’t much Bottom text: But it’s honest work
January 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Well shit. It’s snowing again. I did not expect that. We had way more advanced warning for the snow last weekend.
Photo out my front door of my yard and the street as it is unexpectedly is snowing again. The yard is snow covered from the previous storm we had Sunday the Monday night and the sidewalk and roads which weee clear earlier today have a light covering of snow again. Looks like maybe half an inch so far.
January 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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1000 red incandescent mini lights. I want to use red lights for my Halloween decorations next year and saw that Ace Hardware had them for about half the price I was paying for Halloween lights in the fall. So I impulse bought 10 strings.
Ten 100-light strands of red incandescent mini lights plugged together in series. They are emitting an eerie red glow which I hope will evoke soooky blood and fire when I put them up for Halloween next year.
January 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Screenshot of Wesley Snipes crying while pointing a gun at someone or something out of frame. Bottom text: me deleting the Oxford comma from a post so it meets the character limit
January 6, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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If you see this, share a vehicle.
My daughter’s pinewood derby car completed. It is a standard race car shaped wedge design. Base coat is black with lime green stripes that are reminiscent of a monster energy can.
December 29, 2024 at 5:16 AM
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I reposted one answer. Here’s another.
Movie poster for “The Earth Died Screaning” starring Willard Parker, Virginia Field, Dennis Price. Produced by Robert L Lippert and Jack Parsons. Directed by Terrence Fisher. Written by Henry Cross. A Lippert Films Ltd. Production. Release by 20th Century Fox. The poster shows an alien wearing a helmet with breathing apparatus. Rays are coming out of its gloved hand. 3 people in upper right corner with whited out eyes look on impassively. 2 people in center bottom are lying dead. A man and woman are in bottom right corner. The woman is screaming. The man is holding a gun. Tagline: “Why were they out to kill every living thing on earth?
December 29, 2024 at 12:50 AM