@benzolu.bsky.social
I've got one hell of a new year's resolution.
That JD Vance cardboard cutout has as much personality as the actual couch fucking VP.
February 10, 2026 at 12:31 AM
That JD Vance cardboard cutout has as much personality as the actual couch fucking VP.
Hey Kat. I decided I want to donate, but I need your help. Since I know Soros hasn't been coming through with those protester checks lately, I'd like to contribute $5 for every time ICE has put their hands on you plus $10 for every time they dumped you on your tushy. What's the total?
February 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Hey Kat. I decided I want to donate, but I need your help. Since I know Soros hasn't been coming through with those protester checks lately, I'd like to contribute $5 for every time ICE has put their hands on you plus $10 for every time they dumped you on your tushy. What's the total?
Because those drugs he takes don't just mess up your brain.
February 8, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Because those drugs he takes don't just mess up your brain.
Yes! But they should do Roman Polanski next!
February 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Yes! But they should do Roman Polanski next!
You spelled impotent wrong.
February 3, 2026 at 11:26 PM
You spelled impotent wrong.
Here's another one.
February 3, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Here's another one.
Before the movie, he thought she was a just a cheap prostitute. He never realized she had emotions.
January 30, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Before the movie, he thought she was a just a cheap prostitute. He never realized she had emotions.
Oh sure, this Minnesota guy gets arrested for impersonating a federal agent. Meanwhile ICE is doing the same thing and it's totally fine. I call BULLSHIT!
January 30, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Oh sure, this Minnesota guy gets arrested for impersonating a federal agent. Meanwhile ICE is doing the same thing and it's totally fine. I call BULLSHIT!
I wonder how many of the people claiming "4D chess" even know how to move the horsey in the regular 2D version.
January 29, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I wonder how many of the people claiming "4D chess" even know how to move the horsey in the regular 2D version.
Absolutely not! Then he would be rid of Usha and his kids and he'd go off to marry EriKKKa KkkirKkk.
January 27, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Absolutely not! Then he would be rid of Usha and his kids and he'd go off to marry EriKKKa KkkirKkk.
Calling Mike Lindell!!! Your presence is needed in Minnesota. The GOP needs you to run for governor. (Relax folks, I know he won't win. He'll just make the GOP look even stupider).
January 26, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Calling Mike Lindell!!! Your presence is needed in Minnesota. The GOP needs you to run for governor. (Relax folks, I know he won't win. He'll just make the GOP look even stupider).
He's literally got pedophile protector coverup tattooed on his back. How can people not see it?
January 15, 2026 at 6:19 PM
He's literally got pedophile protector coverup tattooed on his back. How can people not see it?
Some of us have too much love for dogs to own when we are away at work for 10 hours a day.
January 10, 2026 at 12:38 PM
Some of us have too much love for dogs to own when we are away at work for 10 hours a day.
You just forgot the mask. These thugs don't do things in the open.
January 10, 2026 at 12:21 AM
You just forgot the mask. These thugs don't do things in the open.
Actually, Ruby Ridge was 33 years ago. I know about it. I also know about the Bundys (sending them lube and dildos was hilarious, btw). I've gone from center-left to far-left in my views over time. But I'll stand for what I believe is right and I'll never trust a govt that isn't open & transparent.
January 10, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Actually, Ruby Ridge was 33 years ago. I know about it. I also know about the Bundys (sending them lube and dildos was hilarious, btw). I've gone from center-left to far-left in my views over time. But I'll stand for what I believe is right and I'll never trust a govt that isn't open & transparent.