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Benza Lance
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The Women’s Blood & Guts match was fucking awesome. No notes. #AEWDynamite
Skye Blue is covered in rhubarb pie filling, not blood, from AEW Dynamite 11/12/25
November 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Memes from last night’s #AEWDynamite
Me, portrayed here by Big Stoke, unable to have a moment’s peace in my house if I had a snack. 2025, colorized.
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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It really doesn’t get any better.

#AEW
I love wrestling. You love wrestling. We all love wrestling.
October 16, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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We’ve all been there.

#AEWCollision
Jack Perry explains to Kenny Omega that he has Kenny’s back, even though Jack doesn’t have his half of the rent money.
October 12, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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Birthday Boy Jones ova here 🥳

Happy Birthday to The Human Suplex Machine, Taz ❤️

#AEW
Happy Birthday to Taz!
October 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Deep Thoughts, by Eddie Kingston

#AEW
Eddie Kingston sits in the stands of an empty arena, and contemplates; “You know something that would really make me applaud? A guy gets stuck in quicksand, then sinks, then suddenly comes shooting out, riding on water skis! How do they do that?!”
October 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Memes from last night

#AEWDynamite
Takeshita gets upset that Okada took the last cookie
October 2, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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Deep Thoughts, by Eddie Kingston

#AEW
Eddie Kingston sits in the stands of an empty arena, and contemplates; “My friend Rick told me he was having trouble with his wife, I had to laugh. Not because of what he said, but because of a joke I thought of. I told him the joke, but he didn't laugh very much. Some friend HE is.”
October 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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Deep Thoughts, by Eddie Kingston

#AEW
Deep Thoughts, by Eddie Kingston
October 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Deep Thoughts, by Eddie Kingston

#AEW
Deep Thoughts, by Eddie Kingston
September 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Deep Thoughts, by Eddie Kingston

#AEW
Deep Thoughts, by Eddie Kingston
September 29, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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My wife confirmed

#AEW
Komander doing Komandery things
September 28, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Deep Thoughts, by Eddie Kingston

#AEW
Deep Thoughts, by Eddie Kingston
September 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
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Deep Thoughts, by Eddie Kingston

#AEW
Deep Thoughts, by Eddie Kingston
September 27, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Heckuva crossover, when this happens.

#AEW #CMLL
CharMistico shows up to enter the Casino Gauntlet
September 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Oh yeah
Eddie Kingston
September 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Deep Thoughts, by Eddie Kingston

#AEW
Deep Thoughts, by Eddie Kingston
September 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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CMLL X Pokemon is everything I’ve hoped it would be. Still waiting for Cubone to show up.
Drink up that CMLL goodness
September 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Deep Thoughts, by Eddie Kingston

#AEW
Deep Thoughts, by Eddie Kingston
September 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Deep Thoughts, by Eddie Kingston

#AEW 🤼
Deep Thoights, by Eddie Kingston
September 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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Deep Thoughts, by Eddie Kingston

#AEW
Deep Thoughts, by Eddie Kingston
September 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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A new meme thread:
Deep Thoughts, by Eddie Kingston

#AEW
Deep Thoughts, by Eddie Kingston
September 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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All Out, and then straight into Infinity Castle. Helluva Saturday.

#AEWAllOut
Wife and I lost it during Infinity Castle
September 21, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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This pre show is kinda wild.

#AEWAllOut
RJ, Renee, and Bryan are Spinal Tap
September 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Fantastic. What a time to be alive.
#AEW
I feel like death…rider today
September 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM