We need a penal code that is specific to food creations that are sins against nature (taste quality is irrelevant), enforced either by popular opinion or by self-report. Nothing too aggressive, just a mandated hour where all they are allowed to do is think about what they've done.

@jasonkirk.fyi just finished Hell is a World Without You. I have so many questions, comments, thoughts and reactions but I'll stick with: thank you for writing a book that made me feel and think things, exactly the opportunity I hoped for when I started it.