Benjamin Wills
@benwills.bsky.social
Marketing/PR/Comms guy. Want Swindon, Chelsea, Philadelphia 76ers and Philadelphia Eagles to win sports matches. Idolise the band Foals. Hot Fuzz quoter.
I hereby demand a reversal of the decision to stop please and thanks 👍
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I hereby demand a reversal of the decision to stop please and thanks 👍
Enzo Maresca doesn’t rate Ajax then 😂😂😂
October 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Enzo Maresca doesn’t rate Ajax then 😂😂😂
1) Wtf is this?
2) Why are we in white?
3) Wtf is this?
2) Why are we in white?
3) Wtf is this?
October 18, 2025 at 10:16 AM
1) Wtf is this?
2) Why are we in white?
3) Wtf is this?
2) Why are we in white?
3) Wtf is this?
Every time I want to get into Stranger Things, I see the latest version of this ahead of a new series.
Can’t believe there are thousands of people out there that want to put themselves through this nonsense for a single episode of ‘television’.
Can’t believe there are thousands of people out there that want to put themselves through this nonsense for a single episode of ‘television’.
October 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Every time I want to get into Stranger Things, I see the latest version of this ahead of a new series.
Can’t believe there are thousands of people out there that want to put themselves through this nonsense for a single episode of ‘television’.
Can’t believe there are thousands of people out there that want to put themselves through this nonsense for a single episode of ‘television’.
Never forgive anyone who apologises in Comic Sans.
September 20, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Never forgive anyone who apologises in Comic Sans.
Like, this would be kind of mental for a striker, he’s a number 10/winger, and doesn’t even include assists. Crazy crazy stuff.
September 17, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Like, this would be kind of mental for a striker, he’s a number 10/winger, and doesn’t even include assists. Crazy crazy stuff.
Your reminder that he’s a #10. This is a mental stat.
September 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Your reminder that he’s a #10. This is a mental stat.
That is…quite something.
September 13, 2025 at 5:46 PM
That is…quite something.
Bit of post-TDD #FPL jiggery pokery. Didn’t want to play the wildcard as I’ve started well but needed to make a team with Isak now.
🚮 Vicario, Verbruggen, Tarkowski, ‘Cunha’, Cherki, Gyokeres, Sesko
👋 Pope, Petrovic, Spence, ‘Palmer’, Reijnders, Isak, Wissa
Palmer/Cunha was a one week only deal.
🚮 Vicario, Verbruggen, Tarkowski, ‘Cunha’, Cherki, Gyokeres, Sesko
👋 Pope, Petrovic, Spence, ‘Palmer’, Reijnders, Isak, Wissa
Palmer/Cunha was a one week only deal.
September 2, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Bit of post-TDD #FPL jiggery pokery. Didn’t want to play the wildcard as I’ve started well but needed to make a team with Isak now.
🚮 Vicario, Verbruggen, Tarkowski, ‘Cunha’, Cherki, Gyokeres, Sesko
👋 Pope, Petrovic, Spence, ‘Palmer’, Reijnders, Isak, Wissa
Palmer/Cunha was a one week only deal.
🚮 Vicario, Verbruggen, Tarkowski, ‘Cunha’, Cherki, Gyokeres, Sesko
👋 Pope, Petrovic, Spence, ‘Palmer’, Reijnders, Isak, Wissa
Palmer/Cunha was a one week only deal.
#TheSquad D Fofana might yet go to Charlton on loan but 🤷♂️
Like most of this, *most* of the crap that needed shifting was shifted. Shame about George but he’ll get his chance.
Sterling & Disasi, siiiiiiiggh. Still think we could’ve done with a CB to cover Colwill’s ACL. 7/10.
Like most of this, *most* of the crap that needed shifting was shifted. Shame about George but he’ll get his chance.
Sterling & Disasi, siiiiiiiggh. Still think we could’ve done with a CB to cover Colwill’s ACL. 7/10.
September 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
#TheSquad D Fofana might yet go to Charlton on loan but 🤷♂️
Like most of this, *most* of the crap that needed shifting was shifted. Shame about George but he’ll get his chance.
Sterling & Disasi, siiiiiiiggh. Still think we could’ve done with a CB to cover Colwill’s ACL. 7/10.
Like most of this, *most* of the crap that needed shifting was shifted. Shame about George but he’ll get his chance.
Sterling & Disasi, siiiiiiiggh. Still think we could’ve done with a CB to cover Colwill’s ACL. 7/10.
Nicolas Jackson to Arsenal here we go!
August 20, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Nicolas Jackson to Arsenal here we go!
“Home Mase, Home ❤️”
August 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
“Home Mase, Home ❤️”
Attack wins matchweeks, defence wins mini leagues, to paraphrase an old sports quote.
August 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Attack wins matchweeks, defence wins mini leagues, to paraphrase an old sports quote.
Delighted they’ve done it and feel sorry for the lad but Burnley are going to regret forking 20m out on Broja.
At least for their sake when he rocked up at Everton already injured he was only on loan.
At least for their sake when he rocked up at Everton already injured he was only on loan.
August 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Delighted they’ve done it and feel sorry for the lad but Burnley are going to regret forking 20m out on Broja.
At least for their sake when he rocked up at Everton already injured he was only on loan.
At least for their sake when he rocked up at Everton already injured he was only on loan.
Our centre backs taking a battering this summer ffs
Either risking Wes Fofana or taking a punt on Acheampong tomorrow.
Either risking Wes Fofana or taking a punt on Acheampong tomorrow.
August 16, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Our centre backs taking a battering this summer ffs
Either risking Wes Fofana or taking a punt on Acheampong tomorrow.
Either risking Wes Fofana or taking a punt on Acheampong tomorrow.
This is a much stronger statement than I ever would’ve expected from UEFA, but a much stronger one would be to kick Israel and its clubs out of European competitions like they have with Russia.
August 13, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This is a much stronger statement than I ever would’ve expected from UEFA, but a much stronger one would be to kick Israel and its clubs out of European competitions like they have with Russia.
So much for that brief that we wern’t going to be drawn into signing a Colwill replacement.
You tried, Winstanley and Stewart. Maresca ain’t having it…
You tried, Winstanley and Stewart. Maresca ain’t having it…
August 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
So much for that brief that we wern’t going to be drawn into signing a Colwill replacement.
You tried, Winstanley and Stewart. Maresca ain’t having it…
You tried, Winstanley and Stewart. Maresca ain’t having it…
Things are looking up for Newcastle, this would be a good signing.
August 8, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Things are looking up for Newcastle, this would be a good signing.
Today was satisfying with three bomb squad members leaving in some shape or form.
Still a bit crowded but this is a much better position than last summer.
Still a bit crowded but this is a much better position than last summer.
August 6, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Today was satisfying with three bomb squad members leaving in some shape or form.
Still a bit crowded but this is a much better position than last summer.
Still a bit crowded but this is a much better position than last summer.
August 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Big day for our midfield bomb squad…
Brilliant signing for Burnley, like what I’ve seen of Ugochukwu but he’s got no chance with Essugo, Santos, Lavia and Caicedo all ahead of him.
Brilliant signing for Burnley, like what I’ve seen of Ugochukwu but he’s got no chance with Essugo, Santos, Lavia and Caicedo all ahead of him.
August 4, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Big day for our midfield bomb squad…
Brilliant signing for Burnley, like what I’ve seen of Ugochukwu but he’s got no chance with Essugo, Santos, Lavia and Caicedo all ahead of him.
Brilliant signing for Burnley, like what I’ve seen of Ugochukwu but he’s got no chance with Essugo, Santos, Lavia and Caicedo all ahead of him.
KDH was the dictionary definition of a good squad player and in the early days got such a mental amount of stick for it.
But our midfield is far too stacked now, he just has to go. Thank you for those magical Thursday nights Kiernan 🫡
But our midfield is far too stacked now, he just has to go. Thank you for those magical Thursday nights Kiernan 🫡
August 4, 2025 at 10:52 AM
KDH was the dictionary definition of a good squad player and in the early days got such a mental amount of stick for it.
But our midfield is far too stacked now, he just has to go. Thank you for those magical Thursday nights Kiernan 🫡
But our midfield is far too stacked now, he just has to go. Thank you for those magical Thursday nights Kiernan 🫡
Hope this is a loan at most but signing a load of players in his position is going to have consequences so I can’t pretend I’m staggered by this news.
August 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Hope this is a loan at most but signing a load of players in his position is going to have consequences so I can’t pretend I’m staggered by this news.