Livin' la Viva la Vida Loca (mashup of Ricky Martin x Coldplay)

Days off? Never heard of 'em!
I have a handful of comedy gigs this month which you should def come see, but most of the month* is going to be me drumming for Waitress at SF Playhouse which you should also def come see!

*I lied when I used the word "literally" but hyperbole is fun

First time headlining a comedy show this Saturday! Come to Critical Hit Comedy at 8pm, located at It's Your Move Games on Telegraph, to watch me do my thing. My thing being singing all my jokes. Some brand new ones to boot!

Peak longest hair/biggest beard. Both at the same time would be too powerful

plush Ben by @befish.art

I miss big beard/long hair Ben. I don't miss not having any fingers though

maybe if I blast speedrun game music through the house speakers, the presenters will talk faster