BT
@bentyers.bsky.social
Casual observer.
Head of Content at Carsales.
Head of Content at Carsales.
You can still call them maggots when they’re wearing bright yellow
June 9, 2025 at 8:23 AM
You can still call them maggots when they’re wearing bright yellow
I’d come up with a great business idea but I don’t want to have to make TikToks to sell it
May 6, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I’d come up with a great business idea but I don’t want to have to make TikToks to sell it
I can’t be arsed with the Cats. Can they just get investigated for one of their indiscretions, just one? It would be enough. A little board instability? Is it too much to ask?
May 3, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I can’t be arsed with the Cats. Can they just get investigated for one of their indiscretions, just one? It would be enough. A little board instability? Is it too much to ask?
If we could just know who the PM is tonight, that would be great
May 2, 2025 at 11:45 PM
If we could just know who the PM is tonight, that would be great
Just performed the Pick-A-Part song word for word for my children
May 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Just performed the Pick-A-Part song word for word for my children
Metro needs a little snack car that goes up and down the carriages—especially on footy specials
April 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Metro needs a little snack car that goes up and down the carriages—especially on footy specials
This has ten goal win by Richmond all over it
April 24, 2025 at 10:17 AM
This has ten goal win by Richmond all over it
They can argue whether it was right or not until the cows come home, but I could do with a little curfew right now
April 20, 2025 at 6:49 AM
They can argue whether it was right or not until the cows come home, but I could do with a little curfew right now
Shorts and a tee at the footy feels very odd
April 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Shorts and a tee at the footy feels very odd
Oh damn, an underground rail project in Melbourne going over budget
April 17, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Oh damn, an underground rail project in Melbourne going over budget
I will never forgive the Giants and the Suns for making their names all caps
April 16, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I will never forgive the Giants and the Suns for making their names all caps
Churches were always beautiful, ornate buildings with a spire that stretched into the sky to be closer to god.
These days they’re happy with a warehouse behind a Bunnings.
These days they’re happy with a warehouse behind a Bunnings.
April 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Churches were always beautiful, ornate buildings with a spire that stretched into the sky to be closer to god.
These days they’re happy with a warehouse behind a Bunnings.
These days they’re happy with a warehouse behind a Bunnings.
Cats couldn’t beat Dees by 58/59–you have to wonder where they’re at
April 4, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Cats couldn’t beat Dees by 58/59–you have to wonder where they’re at
Dees sending me this week’s team on multiple comms channels like I give a shit
April 3, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Dees sending me this week’s team on multiple comms channels like I give a shit
If you only have one biscuit from a pack of Jatz, that singular biscuit is a Jat
April 2, 2025 at 10:17 AM
If you only have one biscuit from a pack of Jatz, that singular biscuit is a Jat
187 on offer next Friday night.
March 29, 2025 at 6:10 AM
187 on offer next Friday night.
Nice little era we had there. Fire sale time.
March 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Nice little era we had there. Fire sale time.
70 years from now, people will be looking back at the 2020s as ‘simpler times’. I pray for those people
March 28, 2025 at 11:23 AM
70 years from now, people will be looking back at the 2020s as ‘simpler times’. I pray for those people
There really are no winners in this game—impossible to support either team
March 27, 2025 at 10:55 AM
There really are no winners in this game—impossible to support either team
Demons gonna Dee a lot this year. They can say it’s not a rebuild, but it’s a transition at the very least. A rebuild with stars still attached.
March 23, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Demons gonna Dee a lot this year. They can say it’s not a rebuild, but it’s a transition at the very least. A rebuild with stars still attached.
Footy’s back
There have been more scores of 130+ in the first 3 rounds of 2025 than there were in the first 10 rounds of 2024
#AFL
#AFL
March 22, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Footy’s back
I am not mad for this week’s team.
March 21, 2025 at 6:22 AM
I am not mad for this week’s team.
Might be worth considering avoiding your Carton supporting friend tomorrow, and for the rest of the season
March 20, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Might be worth considering avoiding your Carton supporting friend tomorrow, and for the rest of the season
New seats on level 2 at the G—the cup holders have been removed. They’ll be hearing from me
March 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
New seats on level 2 at the G—the cup holders have been removed. They’ll be hearing from me