Gary Thomas
bentwood.bsky.social
Gary Thomas
@bentwood.bsky.social
Golf historian-club builder-house flipper
Record collector TV, sports & movie fan
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I asked my wife for a grilled cheese sandwich, when she gave it to me I said, 'honey, it's burnt on one side'. Then she said,
I didn't have time to burn both sides.
I like eating tortilla chips, but I don't like the ones that are obtuse...
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
@patmcafeeshow.bsky.social Pat, great piece on Kevin Brown and WVU.
My West Virginia days go back to QB Major Harris, one of the best. Hoorah!
November 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
When I was in the Army in the early 70s they still had b&w film for cameras
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I decided to make it look even more delicious .
It's still a sponge.....
November 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I sent this to a couple of friends and told them my wife made this....
And I said, it was delicious....
It's a sponge....
November 7, 2025 at 7:21 PM
In the 80s, I got to introduce one of my fav movies on Fox 39 in Chicago .
The movie was network (1976) where a news anchor is fed up with what's happening & urges people to yell
'I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore'. He's told, there's no democracy, only DuPont & AT&T....
November 3, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Tell me if you don't think this is really immature

I'm in my tree house when my wife comes up and just takes away my juice box....
October 27, 2025 at 7:07 PM
From now on I'm having all my bills wrapped. That not to OCD is it....
October 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Just saw the 1st episode of the Lone Ranger (1949) where a gang shot the lawyer (courts) then an editor (media) and then went after the sheriff. Then he was going to install his men and take over the town. Sounds familiar right....
October 17, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Reposted by Gary Thomas
Trump’s Heart Trouble Explained (This Will Be Important Later) - YouTube www.youtube.com/shorts/kL35g...
Trump’s Heart Trouble Explained (This Will Be Important Later)
YouTube video by QueenNefe
www.youtube.com
October 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Found a couple of the original ICE agents....they are so cold hearted....
October 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
This may be old, but has anyone tried the standing broom challenge or whatever it is.....
October 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I HAVE NO IDEA

What a hashtag is,

Or how to make one

How to print words over a picture

But I can build a house with a sauna and a putting green and a bar inside
September 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Some extreme landscaping, 400 pounds of top soil, 1 1/2 bags of seed & 10-10-10 fertilizer. 2 hours, I'm beat....
September 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I'm just an unfrozen cave man. But people were a lot smarter ten thousand years ago than they are now....
September 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I HAVE NEVER.......

Used an emoji...

Asked Siri for anything....

Listened to a podcast....

Cheated at golf....

Ordered a pizza I didn't like....
September 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Wife did not appreciate the anniversary gift made from PVC rings and a plastic diamond.....
September 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I knew that after the engagement Travis Kelces' pass production would drop by about 20 per cent....
September 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Well, here they are. You pick which one
September 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Can't figure out which remote is for the TV, or DVD recorder, or the stereo or for the VHS player... give me a minute
September 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If you don't need congressional approval to change names anymore, let's change the presidents name to the President of pissant, seems appropriate
September 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My next door neighbor was flipping houses and I usually gave him a hand.
This was one of the bedrooms that we ran into. Like fireworks went off ...
August 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I forgot to mention Shea, Evan & Keith's real estate agent. Who on occasion finds house for the guys . Some of these houses are destroyed and they redo everything, then Shea takes care of the rest...
August 28, 2025 at 12:55 AM
HGTV has a home show called
Bargain Block. Located in Detroit,
the two builders Evan (tall) and Keith
(hysterical) and an artist rehab some of the worst homes into fantastic homes.
Don't let this show disappear!
August 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
That dust storm in Arizona happened to me in 2006. While flying into Phoenix.
I landed about ten minutes before this hit, got into the terminal and everything was dark brown. You couldn't go out!
August 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM