Benton Olivares
@bentonolivares.bsky.social
Copywriter | Dungeons & Dragons | Extremely Amateur Woodworker | Proud Latino 🇲🇽 Geek
Never thought I’d hate July 4th. But holy shit it is the worst holiday if you have a newborn baby.
July 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Never thought I’d hate July 4th. But holy shit it is the worst holiday if you have a newborn baby.
@jeffcannata.bsky.social Have you and your kids watched American Born Chinese on Disney+? The same actor from Karate Kid Legends is in it. Pretty good! Fun little show.
June 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
@jeffcannata.bsky.social Have you and your kids watched American Born Chinese on Disney+? The same actor from Karate Kid Legends is in it. Pretty good! Fun little show.
my favorite thing about Pokémon is how whenever I, a 13-year-old-Pokémon-protege, defeat someone they’re like “damn you! aight here’s 4 grand”
May 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
my favorite thing about Pokémon is how whenever I, a 13-year-old-Pokémon-protege, defeat someone they’re like “damn you! aight here’s 4 grand”
sometimes when i see someone be pre-pissed about people asking “is this still available?” on fb marketplace…
I really wanna ask if it’s still available
😈
I really wanna ask if it’s still available
😈
April 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
sometimes when i see someone be pre-pissed about people asking “is this still available?” on fb marketplace…
I really wanna ask if it’s still available
😈
I really wanna ask if it’s still available
😈
So i lost $10,000+ for literally nothing? Because Trump and his goons blinked and now all their trader pals are grabbing up stocks?
Just traders and traitors.
Just traders and traitors.
April 9, 2025 at 6:15 PM
So i lost $10,000+ for literally nothing? Because Trump and his goons blinked and now all their trader pals are grabbing up stocks?
Just traders and traitors.
Just traders and traitors.
@jeffcannata.bsky.social is that your boy Dan Trachtenberg’s new animated Predator joint on Hulu??! It looks so cooooool.
April 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
@jeffcannata.bsky.social is that your boy Dan Trachtenberg’s new animated Predator joint on Hulu??! It looks so cooooool.
Can a really smart economist explain why purposely crashing the economy to lower interest rates which then makes “things more affordable for Americans” is dumb?
I feel likes it’s dumb but I’m too stupid to put into words why it’s a bad idea.
I feel likes it’s dumb but I’m too stupid to put into words why it’s a bad idea.
April 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Can a really smart economist explain why purposely crashing the economy to lower interest rates which then makes “things more affordable for Americans” is dumb?
I feel likes it’s dumb but I’m too stupid to put into words why it’s a bad idea.
I feel likes it’s dumb but I’m too stupid to put into words why it’s a bad idea.
Reposted by Benton Olivares
ChatGPT ass presidency
Incredible. The Trump administration calculated "tariff rates" by taking the US trade deficit with the respective country and dividing it by the country's exports to the US. And then the tariff rate of the US is often just set by cutting that made-up "tariff rate" in half.
April 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
ChatGPT ass presidency
it feels appropriate that i started learning more about personal finance about a month ago. the book didn't talk about self-inflicted recessions. shocker.
April 3, 2025 at 3:14 PM
it feels appropriate that i started learning more about personal finance about a month ago. the book didn't talk about self-inflicted recessions. shocker.
@mrrutherford.bsky.social I picked the wrong game to watch from the beginning.
March 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
@mrrutherford.bsky.social I picked the wrong game to watch from the beginning.
i would cry if i saw how much money Disney gave RDJ to walk into a soundstage and sit in a chair for 3 seconds
March 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i would cry if i saw how much money Disney gave RDJ to walk into a soundstage and sit in a chair for 3 seconds
it's been a big day for empty chairs on the internet today
March 26, 2025 at 8:45 PM
it's been a big day for empty chairs on the internet today
i like how Charlie Cox kinda barks when he’s super out of breath after beating the hell out of some goons on Daredevil
March 14, 2025 at 1:33 AM
i like how Charlie Cox kinda barks when he’s super out of breath after beating the hell out of some goons on Daredevil
I wish I randomly had like 10k followers but do none of the work to get them
March 14, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I wish I randomly had like 10k followers but do none of the work to get them
I’m just a dumb copywriter but what if we positioned Trump as a shitty boss.
no one likes their boss. and he’s acting like a shitty CEO.
no one likes their boss. and he’s acting like a shitty CEO.
March 13, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I’m just a dumb copywriter but what if we positioned Trump as a shitty boss.
no one likes their boss. and he’s acting like a shitty CEO.
no one likes their boss. and he’s acting like a shitty CEO.
i think someone twisting me like a nearly-empty tube of toothpaste to pop my lower back could fix me and the economy
March 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i think someone twisting me like a nearly-empty tube of toothpaste to pop my lower back could fix me and the economy
aight well hulu decided to give us all a swirly and take our lunch money so I guess I’ll just read about the Oscar winners later
March 3, 2025 at 3:51 AM
aight well hulu decided to give us all a swirly and take our lunch money so I guess I’ll just read about the Oscar winners later
I think my greatest source of hope and inspiration right now are the ants from A Bug’s Life
February 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I think my greatest source of hope and inspiration right now are the ants from A Bug’s Life
I CANT BELIEVE THEY PLAYED LUTHER. SZA. MY GOD
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I CANT BELIEVE THEY PLAYED LUTHER. SZA. MY GOD
There it is. The black GNX.
February 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
There it is. The black GNX.
I need someone better versed in cosmetics than me to confirm that Tim Brady has had work done.
Bro looks different
Bro looks different
February 10, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I need someone better versed in cosmetics than me to confirm that Tim Brady has had work done.
Bro looks different
Bro looks different
Watching the Super Bowl for 2 reasons:
1. Kung Fu Kenny
2. The ads so I can have “smart” things to say about my industry.
(🪽)
1. Kung Fu Kenny
2. The ads so I can have “smart” things to say about my industry.
(🪽)
February 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Watching the Super Bowl for 2 reasons:
1. Kung Fu Kenny
2. The ads so I can have “smart” things to say about my industry.
(🪽)
1. Kung Fu Kenny
2. The ads so I can have “smart” things to say about my industry.
(🪽)
Finally deactivated my X account and deleted it off my phone.
Felt nice.
Felt nice.
February 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Finally deactivated my X account and deleted it off my phone.
Felt nice.
Felt nice.
Let’s try #promosky! Let’s be mutuals if you like:
⭐️ Movies
⭐️ Nerd TV
⭐️ Copywriting
⭐️ Avatar the Last Airbender
⭐️ Pretending to be Watto outside of my local TJ Maxx
⭐️ Peeling cooked egg off the skillet and eating it like a chip
⭐️ Making blood offerings to Morgoth
⭐️ The smell of fresh rain
😝
⭐️ Movies
⭐️ Nerd TV
⭐️ Copywriting
⭐️ Avatar the Last Airbender
⭐️ Pretending to be Watto outside of my local TJ Maxx
⭐️ Peeling cooked egg off the skillet and eating it like a chip
⭐️ Making blood offerings to Morgoth
⭐️ The smell of fresh rain
😝
January 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Let’s try #promosky! Let’s be mutuals if you like:
⭐️ Movies
⭐️ Nerd TV
⭐️ Copywriting
⭐️ Avatar the Last Airbender
⭐️ Pretending to be Watto outside of my local TJ Maxx
⭐️ Peeling cooked egg off the skillet and eating it like a chip
⭐️ Making blood offerings to Morgoth
⭐️ The smell of fresh rain
😝
⭐️ Movies
⭐️ Nerd TV
⭐️ Copywriting
⭐️ Avatar the Last Airbender
⭐️ Pretending to be Watto outside of my local TJ Maxx
⭐️ Peeling cooked egg off the skillet and eating it like a chip
⭐️ Making blood offerings to Morgoth
⭐️ The smell of fresh rain
😝
Gulf of America?
Don’t know him.
But he sounds like he gets mad when people walk in front of his phone while recording himself at the gym.
Don’t know him.
But he sounds like he gets mad when people walk in front of his phone while recording himself at the gym.
January 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Gulf of America?
Don’t know him.
But he sounds like he gets mad when people walk in front of his phone while recording himself at the gym.
Don’t know him.
But he sounds like he gets mad when people walk in front of his phone while recording himself at the gym.