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mattcolville.bsky.social
At my last job you were supposed to send an email if you were going to be late. These are some of my late emails.
My team and I were miniaturized and injected into the bloodstream of a soviet defector in the hopes we could deploy the ship's microsurgery to clear a blood clot in his brain. Unfortunately the Russians deployed their own nanonauts in an attempt to sabotage our mission. We took care of them, don't worry. Dr. Clark is wounded...might not make it. But we can still make the brain in time if we take a shortcut through the carotid artery. It should be noted in the log that Dr. Wells feels this is an unnecessary risk, I have registered her complaints as required by regulation, and we are pressing on. Wish us luck. Should be in by 11:15.
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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jocat.net
two doors, the door on the left says "Therapy" with nobody lining up the right door has a picture of JoCat and the label "Amazon position" and dozens of people vying to get in
December 11, 2024 at 3:53 AM