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bentacles.bsky.social
Gelatinous Cube
@bentacles.bsky.social
27 | twitter sucks | horror book enjoyer | married | epic gamer
My name is the "LaBelle" variant too
February 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Do you have any kids? My wife went to college for child sciences and early education and can say with much certainty that you just pulled that out of your ass. If gender identity solidifies by 12 why was I struggling with mine at 23? As long as you know who you are why does it matter
February 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I'm not sure if you have any kids or not and I don't want to sound presumptuous but... kids are fucking dumb dude, I've always said that if my son ever starts showing interest in feminine things I'll support him no matter what. But he also drinks his bath water after peeing in it.
February 7, 2025 at 3:51 PM
But like why? I've known a ton of trans people who began transitioning later in life who never even brought up puberty or how hard it was because they were too focused on the hell that is being trans as a kid.
February 7, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The puberty they want...? Am I crazy bc I never once actively thought about going through puberty, it just sorta happened.
February 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Very true. This is a little wild but I have the same last name as you and I've never met someone else with my last name. Please tell me you aren't also from Ontario
February 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Yeaaaaah, toyota is kinda the worse. You got 3 emergency call ins before they tried firing you and seeing as how my wife was pregnant I used them pretty fast which is why I got the write up for not being able to come in in that weather lol (plus a tree was blocking the driveway)
January 24, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I did this when I worked for Toyota bc if we were late no matter what the conditions we would get written up. I live in Indiana tho
January 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Halo 3 multiplayer
January 19, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Aspire to be the scary story in a woman's life 💯
January 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
It's better when they start talking but then it gets bad again bc they talk back. It's all worth it tho
January 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Oh look my home team! (Minnesota Wild)
January 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
All the Bright Places
January 7, 2025 at 9:05 PM
They're on the inside of a truck
January 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Where's the parking and emergency trailer brakes?
January 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Yes, and that sounds boring
January 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Yes, have you considered having better opinions?
January 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Wouldn't matter bc I would make sure anything you got was laced with fentanyl for this atrocious take 💀
January 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Bloodborne > Sekiro and it's not even close
January 4, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Me when I see a stash of fentanyl laced cupcakes
January 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I drive a semi I can help
January 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Not as good as the name dogbanger in marvel rivals (not my name but I was in a match with him)
December 29, 2024 at 4:35 PM