Rabid Politics Goober
@bensonisrad.bsky.social
I'm a serious pancake maven.
Buddy wake up. Using a computer is illegal.
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Buddy wake up. Using a computer is illegal.
Jesus man. You are putting too much thought into these jokes. This is not the Manhattan Project.
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Jesus man. You are putting too much thought into these jokes. This is not the Manhattan Project.
You doing a tree this year?
November 11, 2025 at 7:18 AM
You doing a tree this year?
I snuck in there and I resurrected Dick Cheny with dark magic to cuck him in front of my wife and my girlfriend with loud bareback sex.
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I snuck in there and I resurrected Dick Cheny with dark magic to cuck him in front of my wife and my girlfriend with loud bareback sex.
"Alan Wake yourself to the polls!"
-Hillary Clinton, presidential gambit, campaign trail 2016
-Hillary Clinton, presidential gambit, campaign trail 2016
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
"Alan Wake yourself to the polls!"
-Hillary Clinton, presidential gambit, campaign trail 2016
-Hillary Clinton, presidential gambit, campaign trail 2016
I mean I'm still gonna use the internet to look at the best boobs and support Jeff Bezos little bookseller ap. I'm not amish.
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I mean I'm still gonna use the internet to look at the best boobs and support Jeff Bezos little bookseller ap. I'm not amish.
Hey friend just letting you know that I'm going to stop using the internet entirely. Your post didn't have anything to do with it but it also didn't sway me to stay online. It has been fun. Try to relax in 2026 and beyond. Maybe I will see you at T.J. Maxx sometime and somehow we will both know.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Hey friend just letting you know that I'm going to stop using the internet entirely. Your post didn't have anything to do with it but it also didn't sway me to stay online. It has been fun. Try to relax in 2026 and beyond. Maybe I will see you at T.J. Maxx sometime and somehow we will both know.
Is this some kind of American soccer horse shit?
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Is this some kind of American soccer horse shit?
I work at Rockstar and they are doing a deep dive in rethinking the angle they usually take on it where they let you kill people in light of this political climate and the Charlie Kirk suicide.
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I work at Rockstar and they are doing a deep dive in rethinking the angle they usually take on it where they let you kill people in light of this political climate and the Charlie Kirk suicide.
One thing I like to do for when I go outdoors in the winter is to wear a nice coat and a hat. And if it get even colder I like to put on even nicer gloves that are also warm. And if that's not enough I also wear a sweater that is nice and warm with some nice and warm socks. Thick socks. Nice ones.
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 AM
One thing I like to do for when I go outdoors in the winter is to wear a nice coat and a hat. And if it get even colder I like to put on even nicer gloves that are also warm. And if that's not enough I also wear a sweater that is nice and warm with some nice and warm socks. Thick socks. Nice ones.
Please get back to grief posting.
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Please get back to grief posting.
Maybe we should just do some kind of human lottery and then let that person be president. I know, I know... But would this be worse than now?
November 10, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Maybe we should just do some kind of human lottery and then let that person be president. I know, I know... But would this be worse than now?
Maybe we can just take a vote and see who wants to keep democracy.
November 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Maybe we can just take a vote and see who wants to keep democracy.
Not even the best bug themed band, bud.
November 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Not even the best bug themed band, bud.
Alt text : very unfunny joke about how the character mentioned is not a clothes iron.
November 9, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Alt text : very unfunny joke about how the character mentioned is not a clothes iron.
Sounds like iron man would be more suited for getting wrinkles out of shirts.
November 9, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Sounds like iron man would be more suited for getting wrinkles out of shirts.
Maybe they are planning to make a situational comedy show that is based on the fast paced life of air travel and they need a realistic set.
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Maybe they are planning to make a situational comedy show that is based on the fast paced life of air travel and they need a realistic set.
Whoever played "Bernie" in that movie really owes his success to every other actor that basicly carried that man's performance on their backs.
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Whoever played "Bernie" in that movie really owes his success to every other actor that basicly carried that man's performance on their backs.
It hasn't been a good time for us rats.
November 9, 2025 at 6:31 AM
It hasn't been a good time for us rats.
The only thing "bursting out of chests" in this house is the love I have for the lord and my wife.
November 9, 2025 at 6:17 AM
The only thing "bursting out of chests" in this house is the love I have for the lord and my wife.
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Make the Goddamn meal and put it in your Free Fridge. Write the $100 check to the food bank. Ask your local school what they need for the kids and then go about trying to get that stuff.... Do these things regularly and you are making meaningful contributions to your communities.
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Make the Goddamn meal and put it in your Free Fridge. Write the $100 check to the food bank. Ask your local school what they need for the kids and then go about trying to get that stuff.... Do these things regularly and you are making meaningful contributions to your communities.
That heterosexual lifestyle is a career ruiner.
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
That heterosexual lifestyle is a career ruiner.