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Ben Smash
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Security Weirdo, CISSP and Chicago Apologist. Social media is a misery engine that we feed our vulnerabilities and get torment in return. Treasure the good-faith connections you make, skip the rest.
Yeah, MtG lore has been pretty great lately, bit of a rough patch coming in 2026 but I'm a fan. Outlaws, Bloomburrow and Duskmourn have all been Peak Content, imho
November 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
@goddammitsarah.bsky.social girl you gotta get into MtG, they're giving us cowboy and goth twunks now, it's great
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
September 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
i made something today
August 10, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Scan my qr code for a free iPod touch!
August 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
August 2, 2025 at 5:55 AM
You know I keep that motherfuckin' thang on me
July 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Which one of you did this?
July 16, 2025 at 10:47 PM
July 9, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Meet Moxie
July 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
To be fair to the doorman, if I saw me speedwalk at the entrance while surveiling the crowd, I'd probably hesitate to let me in, too!
June 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Whale pussy
May 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
May 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
it's not the full picture, either! i dunno where the original is but i cut a few promo pics for Nomadic Warriors for Pritzker. I was wearing a Pritzker For Khan hoodie. Anyway have an unrelated picture.
April 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
how i arrived on blue sky
April 23, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I've been sharing magic the gathering with all my homies
April 4, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I really gotta stop buying indie titles
April 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
February 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
January 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I love antagonizing the family chat
January 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
cmon man
January 16, 2025 at 2:10 AM
January 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
gifs are cool
January 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
January 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Stirred up a twitch chat enough to get a poll on what to name my firstborn
December 26, 2024 at 3:51 AM